These Stupid Ranks

[Yata he/him]

Yeah I survived an apocalipse... I am an Originator !

(you don't say to anyone that I contributed to an apocalipse in another planet)

[Jondesu he/him]

Looks like I've moved on to more creative and scientific endeavors as an Artifabrian. Maybe I can solve the Fabrial elevator trick.

jW

Edited September 8, 2016 by Jondesu

[Delightful]

And I just bypassed Brandon through Shadesmar! 
Now if only I could bypass him in writing awesomeness too......(hey, a girl's gotta dream).

 

.....I guess this means I can be cool now.  

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

30 minutes ago, Delightful said:

....I guess this means I can be cool now.  

What do you mean? You already are

[Sunbird she/her]

I have now achieved the rank of Spinner, although I haven't the faintest idea how that relates to any of Brandon's books... XD All I can think of is the giant talking spiders in Suzanne Collins's Underland Chronicles because that's what they call themselves--spinners.

[Yata he/him]

10 minutes ago, Sunbird said:

I have now achieved the rank of Spinner, although I haven't the faintest idea how that relates to any of Brandon's books... XD All I can think of is the giant talking spiders in Suzanne Collins's Underland Chronicles because that's what they call themselves--spinners.

A Spinner is a Chromium Ferring ;-)

[Delightful]

On 9 September 2016 at 5:12 PM, Darkness Ascendant said:

What do you mean? You already are

Thanks man 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Delightful said:

Thanks man 

no problemo gancho

[Yata he/him]

This is bad...I began a shiny version of myself (if some pokemon trainer tries to do something strange I beat him), and I am denied for drawing. Therefore I lost my cool dark hair, I will be unable to watch a good film at cinema and I didn't gained useful Superpower....Life sucks!

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Dammit, I'm an Envisager.

Somone help these rocks onto me, maybe it'll work this time

[Yata he/him]

I just becomed a Spinner, I am no more a Sparkling guy and this Twilight or pokemon-fan's madness is over 

Edited September 26, 2016 by Yata

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

I like spinning. It is fun

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

7 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

I like spinning. It is fun

If you spin till you're dizzy, you might become a Radiant and save yourself from falling down.

 

I'm a Forescout, but I don't like the Forest. It's too scary.

Edited September 26, 2016 by Eccentric Hero

[Sunbird she/her]

Recently became a Shardbearer. Is there a different rank for Full Shardbearer, or is that implied in my current rank?

[Yata he/him]

1 hour ago, Sunbird said:

Recently became a Shardbearer. Is there a different rank for Full Shardbearer, or is that implied in my current rank?

I remember to see someone with the title "Full Shardbearer"

[Delightful]

Hey, I'm the Nightwatcher! Ask me for stuff!

[Yata he/him]

1 hour ago, Delightful said:

Hey, I'm the Nightwatcher! Ask me for stuff!

(Evil Yata ON)

May I have an Upvote (or tons of them) ?

(Evil Yata OFF)

[Mestiv he/him]

2 hours ago, Delightful said:

Hey, I'm the Nightwatcher! Ask me for stuff!

I want your powers 

[Delightful]

1 hour ago, Yata said:

(Evil Yata ON)

May I have an Upvote (or tons of them) ?

(Evil Yata OFF)

You may have one. Your curse is guilt for abusing the system  

Mestiv, hang around long enough and you too may be granted such powers some day.

Edited September 28, 2016 by Delightful

[Jondesu he/him]

Sucks to be an Envisager.  I don't really want to commit suicide by idiocy.

jW

[Yata he/him]

3 hours ago, Jondesu said:

Sucks to be an Envisager.  I don't really want to commit suicide by idiocy.

jW

You may try to broke yourself in another and less lethal way...for examplea Twilight's Saga Marathon followed by the Blue Ray's extras

[Jondesu he/him]

5 hours ago, Yata said:

You may try to broke yourself in another and less lethal way...for examplea Twilight's Saga Marathon followed by the Blue Ray's extras

Nope, give me the axe to the neck or death by drowning. Anything but that!!!

jW

[Kaymyth she/her]

20 hours ago, Delightful said:

Hey, I'm the Nightwatcher! Ask me for stuff!

Can I have a pony?

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

2 hours ago, Jondesu said:

Nope, give me the axe to the neck or death by drowning. Anything but that!!!

jW

The Envisagers had long injured and murdered themselves in hopes of prompting the return of the Radiants. But to no avail. It was only when Yata, who proved to be very wise, had a revolutionary idea. The return of Radiants needed to be brought by a terrible torture. And so I went to the bookstore to purchase an Azish novel known as Twilight. It was a best-seller, with good paper that burned long and bright. I gave it as a gift to a young and well-behaved darkeyed boy whose parents were Envisagers. I told him to read it and that i would follow up on him to make sure he read it. That night, I had a strange dream. I dreamed of great pain. I could see the boy's brown eyes, filling with tears as he tried to read the awful book. I saw into his pupils. I looked for so long that all I could see was the black that i presumed to be his pupils. In the darkness, a storm began. I saw a bright figure, the most beautiful of spren I had ever seen. In front of her was a wondrous man, upside down. And i knew this man would be our savior. I silently thanked the Almighty before the sounds of storm drowned out everything.

Even so, I regret my actions. The boy, Talenar, made a sacrifice and endured torture comparable to that of his namesake, Talenelat. And for that, we are indebted to him.

Edited September 29, 2016 by Eccentric Hero

[Delightful]

33 minutes ago, Kaymyth said:

Can I have a pony?

But.....but......you are a pony!

ok ok. Take a pony-sized dog too:

Your curse you will discover youdself muahahaha

aka j couldn't be bothered thinking of one