These Stupid Ranks

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Aes Sedai said:

I definitely didn't read herring instead of ferring and get excited about being a fish. Nope.

*sighs extremely audibly* I want to be a fish!

[Cinnamon]

Oooh Shade cReEEeEeeePYy

[Telrao she/her]

23 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Another time when I spied a parrot perched in a tree, I said, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

When it was time to eat, I declared, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

When me crew spotted an island in the distance, I said, "YARRRRRRR"

When we saw a ship in the distance, I asked, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

When me crew was arguing amongst themselves, I said, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

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what did I just write

 

*wheezing* The King's Testers have decided that you are above average intelligence today!

Go write a diagram!

(I literally wheezed so hard in laughter I almost fell over)

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I am now High Prelan!!! 

*flexes

*muscles deflate

And I don't really care, but whatever. I gotta get a cooler rank.

[Cinnamon]

Oooh Svrakiss sTilL cReEEeEeeePYy

[Wittles he/him]

Cool! 

What's a svrakiss?

(Woo! I'm a Gyorn!)

Edited February 11, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar

[Shadowed they/them]

Alright, time to murder some weather phenomena that impede visibility 

(although I’ve been a hazekiller for agesss because I barely ever post stuff that isn’t RP lol)

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

On 2/9/2023 at 3:53 PM, Aes Sedai said:

I definitely didn't read herring instead of ferring and get excited about being a fish. Nope.

You might say that the "herring" you saw was a red one

[Edema Rue she/her]

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That was good. That was really good. 

[S. Stormy she/her]

On 2/8/2023 at 5:29 PM, Shining Silhouette said:

Ahoy, me hearties! 'He names Rambleman. 'M here to spin you a yarn about me younger days when Oi was the scourge of the high seas. Not the lorw seas, mind yee. That was where they sent all the shtort folk. AYE, those were the days.

Oi still remember when oi first mastered the ancient art of punning - sailing 'round the Caribbean oi'd shout out some of me best puns to the crew. They'd groan in frustration. Always. Heh. Heh. Heh.

Most of the time, they'd leave me be, but then Oi started getting a bit cheeky. Oi'd choose the most ridiculous and outlandish puns, like when me and the crew were sailing during a storm - Oi shouted out, "The rain is pouring, so me crew must be BORE-ING!"

The crew roared with laughter, and from then on Oi was our unofficial pun master. Oi remember one time when we the sun was setting. I said to me first mate, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" He screamed. Oi got him right and good.

Another time when I spied a parrot perched in a tree, I said, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

When it was time to eat, I declared, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

When me crew spotted an island in the distance, I said, "YARRRRRRR"

When we saw a ship in the distance, I asked, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

When me crew was arguing amongst themselves, I said, "YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

I mean this purely as a compliment

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 minute ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

I mean this purely as a compliment

Ha! I'll take it as one!

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

13 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

Cool! 

What's a svrakiss?

(Woo! I'm a Gyorn!)

Every Gyorn of Jaddeth ought to know what a svrakiss is!

According to Shu-Dereth, the Svrakiss are the souls of men barred from entrance into heaven for hating Jaddeth in life, and so are condemned to wander Sel, bitterly cursing their fate and preying on the living. The Derethi believe that they had the ability to take over the bodies of living men and control their actions. When someone who follows Shu-Dereth has bad luck or a difficult time, they often believe that the Svrakiss are to blame. The Svrakiss are considered to be a representation of absolute evil.

I totally copied that from Coppermind.

Edited February 11, 2023 by TheAlpha929

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Me, silently reading through this entire conversation and cackling to myself-

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

THE TIME FOR QUESTIONABLE MORALITY AND OVERDONE SECRECY HAS COME!

[Immortal Platypus]

I mean, you're not wrong... But that doesn't make you right.

[Wittles he/him]

...but isn't that kind of the ghostbloods' whole reputation?

[Immortal Platypus]

yes. so?

[Cinnamon]

On 11/2/2023 at 4:42 PM, Witless of Shinovar said:

What's a svrakiss?

minor Elantris 

Spoiler

In Elantris they are the demons from the religion of Shu-Dereth they are the enemies of Jadeth and are what Dilaf and Hrathen say the Elantrians are.

(wow, that was written confusingly)

Speaking of… I’m an Elantrian now!

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Apparently… I am not human…

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I am a Gyorn! Fear me! Praise Jaddeth.

[Telrao she/her]

I'm a Lord Prelan

TIME TO IMPALE SOME IDIOTS

[Wittles he/him]

Do I count as an idiot? 

Yay! I get to commit borderline heresy to Vorinism!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I'm solely responsible for ensuring that Taravaganian doesn't kill anyone. FUN TIMES!

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I'm a mistborn!!

I've been waiting since the day I joined the shard to get this rank!!

:DDD

[Wittles he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

I'm a mistborn!!

I've been waiting since the day I joined the shard to get this rank!!

:DDD

Lol. It's probably the second best rank. The best is almost surely king's wit