The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Yes! Thank you! That was me. You're welcome. "

[+Doomstick he/him]

16 minutes ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

That plane had crashed into the side of a mountain (all the passengers miraculously survived).

Mostly because there was no mountain, as Mountain had absolute control over mountains 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Author Void created a breeding program within his domain. Children who entered the Void were infused with its power, causing them to be forever connected to it.

Even if they left, they couldn’t really escape.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Dude, that's kinda creepy, said TVG.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“So’s Astral,” Void replied.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

TVG nodded her head in agreement. Well played.

Meanwhile, Astral was lying on the ground. The crimson blood of a few unfortunate woodland creatures was splattered all over her dress and face. She was drooling. "So... hungry..." she muttered to herself. "Need... sorrow..."

Edited December 2, 2019 by Ookla The Narrator

[Jaywalk he/him]

But what she actually needed was steak.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"I can't eat normal food!" Astral cried. "Don't you think I've tried that, you fool?! What do you think all this blood is from?!"

[Jaywalk he/him]

Void appeared in front of Astral with a plate of brownies. “Can you smell them?” He took a bite out of one. “Oh, they’re heavenly.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral screamed and started crying. "Oh," she groaned. "Oh, Author!" Then she snarled and clawed at the ground, hissing violently as her hair floated her around her head, black locks jerking unnaturally. 

Edited December 2, 2019 by Ookla The Narrator

[Jaywalk he/him]

Void laughed, tossing the plate at her. It vaporized inches from Astral’s face.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral got on her hands and knees and wretched, regurgitating the carcass of a small rabbit. She wiped the spittle from her black lips. "I told you," she hissed, "I can't. Eat. Normal. FOOD!" 

She proceeded to claw her eyes out again, but this time she decided to leave them raw and unhealed. Screaming in pain and in hunger, she curled into a ball and faded into half sobs half cackles.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna moonwalked in, threw raw fish at everyone’s faces, then moonwalked backed out.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sophie and Aqua were protected by her forcefield. And Astral didn't even notice.

[Lunamor she/her]

So Luna tapped danced back in and threw a bigger fish at them.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sophie was... mildly annoyed, but still protected. Astral, however, got up off her feet and summoned a Shardblade to her hands, one made of black iron. "Get. Out," she growled.

[Lunamor she/her]

“But fiiiiiiiiiish.”

I think that I have too much built up weirdness.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Eh, it's TLT. But... Astral's pretty ticked off right now. 

Astral dropped the sword, letting it fade to mist at her feet. She fell to her knees and wept, blocking out the entire world. She healed her eyes. The pain - her self punishment - was too much for her.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Suddenly, a wild Ookla appeared on the thread.

[Lunamor she/her]

It looked like broccoli smelled.

[+Ed Venture]

Which was to say, like cake.

[Lunamor she/her]

Watermelon cake.

Wait now I really wanna try this

[FatherTiempo he/him]

The 17th Shard's Department of Order Enforcement was there in a flash. "Excuse me," the officer said. "What is your emergency."

[Jaywalk he/him]

The fisherman pointed at Luna. “She stole my fish!”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Here's Astral for you guys. Poor thing's had a hard time. She doesn't realize how long she can go without food... Now that she's had a real feast, she just wants more.