The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Moash didn’t even know who he was.

[Vogelsang he/him]

...As he'd been killed by Sharders

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Even though they were related.

[Rebecca she/her]

So when he showed up at Moash’s house and went to hug him, Moash punched him in the face.

[Lunamor she/her]

The attention of his ghost had been attracted.

”Booooooooo!” he said, flying in. “Whooooooo is buuuuuurning all of this moooooooney?”

Edit: Ninja’d

Edited April 11, 2019 by Lunamor

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Then Kelsier punched Moash in the face.

[Rebecca she/her]

Then Jasnah punched Kelsier in the face.

Edited April 11, 2019 by Rebecca

[Lunamor she/her]

But Kelsier didn’t mind.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Then Lift punched Jasnah in the face.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Because there was a spider on her face.

Edited April 11, 2019 by Firerust
Changed gendering because ninja'd :ph34r:

[Rebecca she/her]

Oh my storms, there’re so many ninjas! 

Then Pineapple punched Lift in the face.

Edited April 11, 2019 by Rebecca

[Lunamor she/her]

Lift ate Pineapple.

[Rebecca she/her]

Voidus wept.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Max punched Voidus.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thought decked Calamity. Repeatedly. 

[Vogelsang he/him]

There were lots of Beetles driving by.

[Lunamor she/her]

Singing Yellow Submarine.

[Vogelsang he/him]

They had all been cloned by aliens.

[Lunamor she/her]

Benevolent ones, though.

[Rebecca she/her]

The aliens had purple skin.

[Lunamor she/her]

And were one eyed.

[Vogelsang he/him]

And one eared.

Edited April 11, 2019 by Taradiddle

[Lunamor she/her]

And one horned.

[Vogelsang he/him]

And were one minded.

[Lunamor she/her]

And 190596.103947 eyebrowed.