The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Sorana she/her]

With Shallan following her every move.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And taking notes.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Soon, the safehand glove trend was gone. The new hip thing was freehand gloves.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Even Kelsier took up the new trend.

[RoadWalker he/him]

He became widely known as the Haute Couture, the Height of Fashion and Setter of Trends.

Edited March 1, 2019 by roadworkahead...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier shared the newfound attention with Lift.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Unfortunately, the plated dinosaur was against women's rights.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jasnah was unhappy with her second husband, Marsh.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star burst through the door. "Marsh is mine!"

[Jaywalk he/him]

They broke off the kiss. “What’s this?” Jasnah asked.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star glared. "When did you and Kell get divorced? Marsh is waaaaaay too good for you. Get your hands off of him; Marsh belongs to me."

Edited March 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Oh, by the way, I watch Nacho Libre for the first time yesterday.

So now I understand my own name.

Millions of miles away, in an unrelevant part of the cosmere, Ganvcho was resurrected. Unfortunately, now he was stuck in a Well.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

1 hour ago, beantheboy12 said:

Malutioganti’amor LIX uses the rage of someone not using his full name to respawn. He then explains that he is not a person, but a plated dinosaur.

I thought Malutioganti’amor LIX was a boot.

Lift found out about Jasnah being with Marsh and started crying. "I want daddy back," she sniffed.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Turns out, Marsh was being held against his will. Marsh really didn't care for Jasnah. She was too stiff. He just wanted to get back home to his cats. And Star wanted to go with him. She also wanted to help Lift. 

[Le Sigh]

DOUBLE-CHEAT COMBOB! In the other room, Renarin was cheating on whattheHoid with Venli.

I'm sorry, @whattheHoid. It had to be done.

[Kidpen he/him]

Turns out literally everyone was cheating on everyone with everyone.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

That's right folks. Everyone. She was cheating with E. Veryone.

Star decided that she had to tell Kelsier about what Jasnah had done. And more importantly, beg him not to hurt his older brother.

Edited March 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Le Sigh]

Everyone and E. Veryone were siblings. Which made their tryst very weird.

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly someone decided stuff was getting too weird and made every character monogamous again.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Star ended up with Marsh. Because she's a Narrator and has the power to do that. Kelsier also was still Lift's adoptive father.

[Le Sigh]

Narrator Le Sigh aided Narrators Star and Kidpen by using his clockwork majyyks to send them backwards in time to the point before Jasnah decided she wanted to kidnap Marsh and seduce him, and then while Narrator Kidpen would convince Jasnah to stay true to Kelsier because he needed her more than she needed him, Narrators Star and Le Sigh would go get Marsh and help him immigrate to Canada, far away from Jasnah.

That is, assuming everything went to plan.

I had to revise this several times due to ninja'ings. I hope you are happy.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star was incredibly happy and upvoted Le Sigh because there wasn't much else she could do.

[Le Sigh]

Except help with the plan.

Also thanks for the upvote! ^u^

[Jaywalk he/him]

Marsh fled the scene.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

To go get his cats.