Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 "No, no sweetheart," Kelsier muttered. "I was just worried you were dead..."
Gancho Libre he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said: "No, no sweetheart," Kelsier muttered. "I was just worried you were dead..." So was Jasnah. "'SWEETHEART'?!" She yelled. "NO! IT'S 'BLOODHEART', YOU DOLT!" 2
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Kelsier cocked his head. "I mean, whatever, I guess."
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) Except Kelsier is invested WITH LOVE!!! Edited March 1, 2019 by beantheboy12
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 But then Lift walked in. "Where's Dad?"
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Kelsier walked out of the pool of blood. "Right here, Lifty!"
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Lift wondered why Kelsier was covered in blood.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Kelsier changed into a fresh new suit with no blood on it.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Later, Kelsier asked Jasnah why she had tried to kill him.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 "Because I'm Bloodheart," Jasnah said simply.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 "Are you okay?" Kelsier asked. "Maybe we shouldn't have gone to Newcago..."
Gancho Libre he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Calamity was confused. He didn't even do anything!
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Jasnah had just had a really bad day because...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 She couldn't find the rumored Eighth Ghanderflaffle Waffle.
Kidpen he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 But then she tripped over it at home, so it was all good again.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Thus, our story, the Longest Thread (Misadventures), comes to an end. 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) Narrator Ganvcho ducktapes Butt's mouth closed. "We're done, you fool!" Ganvcho cried. "I wanna retire!" Edited March 1, 2019 by Gancho Libre
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Kelsier fidgeted uncomfortably. "Well... it is a nice happy ending, I suppose."
Gancho Libre he/him Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Narrator Ganvhco casually kicked Kelsier into Universe X. "Stop talking!" he screamed. "As long as someone is talking, there's a plot!"
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Lift started crying. Narrator Shard stomped her foot. "Now look what you've done!"
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