The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

58 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Hm

You would think you'd notice a god like being controlling you

How do you know there's not a God-like bring controlling, you Elan?

HmmmmmMMMMM?

Shoe introduced himself as best he could.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

41 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

How do you know there's not a God-like bring controlling, you Elan?

HmmmmmMMMMM?

Shoe introduced himself as best he could.

Well I wouldn't say he's controlling me, but I do believe in God.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

23 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Greetings, Them. Nice to meet you in person. Er- dirt man."

20 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"They are named Them."

21 hours ago, The H said:

"Haven't seen muscles like those since I was in my prime," Yrank stated, chuckling to himself. "What brings you here?" Yrank scratched his head "Mr... I think I'll just call you Ground."

18 hours ago, The H said:

"Nice name. Ground has already stuck in my head though." He shrugged dismissively, very well knowing how infuriating he could be.

 

"So, Ground" Yrank said, "You from around here?"

"My name is Them. I..." This always happened. "I am a man. My name is just Them. I think it was the sound made when i first fell and hit someone in the head... Sorry.... this form is....exhausting I must....retire....."

I actually typo-ed his name when I first made him, and didn't notice at first then I had to stick with it. 

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

"My name is Them. I..." This always happened. "I am a man. My name is just Them. I think it was the sound made when i first fell and hit someone in the head... Sorry.... this form is....exhausting I must....retire....."

I actually typo-ed his name when I first made him, and didn't notice at first then I had to stick with it. 

 

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Acutally?

That's hilarious

Shoe sneeezed with an extra 'e'.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe sneeezed with an extra 'e'.

*sigh* yes.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

*sigh* yes.

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What was his name supposed to be originally?

 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

 

I cant remember. Something like Thep? I don't even know anymore.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

I cant remember. Something like Thep? I don't even know anymore.

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Huh

Nice lol

 

[The H]

2 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Sorry.... this form is....exhausting I must....retire....."

"And this is exactly why Ground sticks" Yrank told Them.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, The H said:

"And this is exactly why Ground sticks" Yrank told Them.

Ground sticks?  thought Shoe. Aren't those just trees?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Nice to meet you, Them!" replied Nogard. 

I don't think Nogard is capable of understanding the true nature of TLT

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe understood.

Shoe understood... very well...

*breaks fourth wall briefly*

Shoe shook his head. Nope.

Edited September 20, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Immortal Platypus]

6 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Hm

You would think you'd notice a god like being controlling you

*flashbacks to the Kilometers Fifty-Lives subplot*

Xino, were you there for that? 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

*flashbacks to the Kilometers Fifty-Lives subplot*

Xino, were you there for that? 

I'll do you one better. I was there for the original Narrator denier: Butt Venture.

Nogard took on a pensive expression. Hadn't they been about to start a quest of some sort...?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt Venture...I wonder how he's doing right now.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

10 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

I'll do you one better. I was there for the original Narrator denier: Butt Venture.

Nogard took on a pensive expression. Hadn't they been about to start a quest of some sort...?

Did he start as a Narrator denier? I didn't know that. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

34 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Did he start as a Narrator denier? I didn't know that. 

He didn't start, but there was a whole arc where he Ascended and became a Narrator. Page 549 if you're interested.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

15 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

I'll do you one better. I was there for the original Narrator denier: Butt Venture.

Nogard took on a pensive expression. Hadn't they been about to start a quest of some sort...?

I also wonder what he is up to now.

[Immortal Platypus]

5 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

He didn't start, but there was a whole arc where he Ascended and became a Narrator. Page 549 if you're interested.

I think I knew about that, but never looked at it

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

I think I knew about that, but never looked at it

Well, reading all 2706 pages of TLT is probably not a task best undertaken by the sane.

"I remember now!" Nogard exclaimed. "We were going to rebuild that rabbit bridge."

He wondered how one went about rebuilding a rabbit bridge.

"Got any ideas, anyone?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

28 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Well, reading all 2706 pages of TLT is probably not a task best undertaken by the sane.

 

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Good thing I'm not sane! Challenge accepted!

 

Edited September 21, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[strmblsd he/him]

Spoiler

How do I join here.. 

 

[NameIess]

On 9/16/2024 at 11:42 AM, xinoehp512 said:

Selppaenip frowned, taking the rag and beginning to wipe clean the walls. "Is that not how everyone cuts vegetables?"

"No, it's not. I-" ...'s phone buzzed, and he looked down at it in, surprised. Then he shook his head. "Thought I made it clear that I was done with all that stuff." He muttered in a low voice, then turned back to Selppaenip. "Anyways, I'll show you the normal way to cut vegetables." Putting a carrot on the cutting board, ... took the knife from Selppaenip and chopped the carrot neatly, then dumped it into the stew.

"There, see? Now, try your hand at seasoning the soup. All the spices are up in that cupboard there."

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Well, reading all 2706 pages of TLT is probably not a task best undertaken by the sane.

"I remember now!" Nogard exclaimed. "We were going to rebuild that rabbit bridge."

He wondered how one went about rebuilding a rabbit bridge.

"Got any ideas, anyone?"

The old man shook out of his trance at the words 'rabbit bridge'. "Ah, sorry about that. Here's the schematics I used for the last one." He handed Nogard a large blueprint. "And here's a list of where I sourced materials from. Don't worry about the magical ones, that was just to make it invisible. Don't need all that preparation anymore." He handed Nogard a rather large scroll.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be going. I've got a rather important meeting to attend. Be back soon to check on your progress."

With that, the old man tapped his staff to the ground and was quickly carried out of sight by his invisible rabbits.

1 hour ago, strmblsd said:

  Reveal hidden contents

How do I join here.. 

 

Just make a character and hop in somewhere.

Edited September 21, 2024 by NameIess

[xinoehp512 he/him]

10 hours ago, NameIess said:

"No, it's not. I-" ...'s phone buzzed, and he looked down at it in, surprised. Then he shook his head. "Thought I made it clear that I was done with all that stuff." He muttered in a low voice, then turned back to Selppaenip. "Anyways, I'll show you the normal way to cut vegetables." Putting a carrot on the cutting board, ... took the knife from Selppaenip and chopped the carrot neatly, then dumped it into the stew.

"There, see? Now, try your hand at seasoning the soup. All the spices are up in that cupboard there."

Selppaenip promptly took one of the bottles and dumped it in.

10 hours ago, NameIess said:

The old man shook out of his trance at the words 'rabbit bridge'. "Ah, sorry about that. Here's the schematics I used for the last one." He handed Nogard a large blueprint. "And here's a list of where I sourced materials from. Don't worry about the magical ones, that was just to make it invisible. Don't need all that preparation anymore." He handed Nogard a rather large scroll.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be going. I've got a rather important meeting to attend. Be back soon to check on your progress."

With that, the old man tapped his staff to the ground and was quickly carried out of sight by his invisible rabbits.

"Huh," said Nogard. "Er... I think this is written in rabbit..."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

“Huh," said Nogard. "Er... I think this is written in rabbit..."

Out of the blue, a blue rabbit spoke, emitting blue waves of speech. “I believe I may help you with that, mortal. They call me Balthalizariteralionaritorpojk. The Aethers have blessed me.” Balthalizariteralionaritorpojk shuffled over to Nogard, and inspected the writing. “Nevermind. I don’t know this specific dialect.” With that, Balthalizariteralionaritorpojk faded away, along with all the blue around Nogard.