The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

18 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Well, reading all 2706 pages of TLT is probably not a task best undertaken by the sane.

"I remember now!" Nogard exclaimed. "We were going to rebuild that rabbit bridge."

He wondered how one went about rebuilding a rabbit bridge.

"Got any ideas, anyone?"

  yeah. did you see the project of turning TLT into a story? good on you if you do read them all, but man. It would take forever and a half to go through everything. on the bright side, I could skip some of that, as I've been here for several hundred pages. Not as long as some crazy people, (*cough* you and Nameless *cough*) but a decent amount of pages

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

On 9/20/2024 at 6:53 PM, xinoehp512 said:

Well, reading all 2706 pages of TLT is probably not a task best undertaken by the sane.

"I remember now!" Nogard exclaimed. "We were going to rebuild that rabbit bridge."

He wondered how one went about rebuilding a rabbit bridge.

"Got any ideas, anyone?"

On 9/20/2024 at 7:22 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

 

42 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

  yeah. did you see the project of turning TLT into a story? good on you if you do read them all, but man. It would take forever and a half to go through everything. on the bright side, I could skip some of that, as I've been here for several hundred pages. Not as long as some crazy people, (*cough* you and Nameless *cough*) but a decent amount of pages

I have read almost read 800 pages. It has taken a long time. It is literally many books.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

I have read almost read 800 pages. It has taken a long time. It is literally many books.

I never even thought seriously about trying to read all of TLT

[xinoehp512 he/him]

11 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Out of the blue, a blue rabbit spoke, emitting blue waves of speech. “I believe I may help you with that, mortal. They call me Balthalizariteralionaritorpojk. The Aethers have blessed me.” Balthalizariteralionaritorpojk shuffled over to Nogard, and inspected the writing. “Nevermind. I don’t know this specific dialect.” With that, Balthalizariteralionaritorpojk faded away, along with all the blue around Nogard.

"Anyone understand rabbit?" asked Nogard helplessly.

When I first joined TLT it was only a couple hundred pages long... and I thought that was an undertaking.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

I’m not reading it…

Out of the red, a second rabbit spoke, emitting red sound waves. “I, Lord Talomenorental of the Colour Red, know that dialect. But you must give me something in return. You’re first and second born sons.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I’m not reading it…

Out of the red, a second rabbit spoke, emitting red sound waves. “I, Lord Talomenorental of the Colour Red, know that dialect. But you must give me something in return. You’re first and second born sons.”

Shoe was technically an oldest child. Probably.

You're vs. your lol

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I’m not reading it…

Out of the red, a second rabbit spoke, emitting red sound waves. “I, Lord Talomenorental of the Colour Red, know that dialect. But you must give me something in return. You’re first and second born sons.”

"I'm afraid I don't have any children," Nogard replied. "And even if I did, that seems like a pretty steep cost. Isn't just the firstborn standard rate?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

The red rabbit sniffs, and then says in a snobby voice, “‘Tis a pity. But I was not referring to any children of yours. I was simply stating fact. You were a second born until your brother died. Here are the terms.” The Lord of the Colour Red continued. “I want you to dig up the body of your brother, and gif it to me.”

hehe try to grammar police ME

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The red rabbit sniffs, and then says in a snobby voice, “‘Tis a pity. But I was not referring to any children of yours. I was simply stating fact. You were a second born until your brother died. Here are the terms.” The Lord of the Colour Red continued. “I want you to dig up the body of your brother, and gif it to me.”

hehe try to grammar police ME

He wanted them to... gif it to them?

As in Graphic Interchange Format?

Indeed.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Yes, it did appear the Rabbit wished him to gif it to them. What a psycho. But Nogard had a problem. His brother’s body was located on the other side of this planet’s thirty second moon.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Yes, it did appear the Rabbit wished him to gif it to them. What a psycho. But Nogard had a problem. His brother’s body was located on the other side of this planet’s thirty second moon.

Thirty-second 

I could "Grammar Police" you (in caps) all day.

Shoe gave the rabbit a muffin.

Edited September 22, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[xinoehp512 he/him]

26 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The red rabbit sniffs, and then says in a snobby voice, “‘Tis a pity. But I was not referring to any children of yours. I was simply stating fact. You were a second born until your brother died. Here are the terms.” The Lord of the Colour Red continued. “I want you to dig up the body of your brother, and gif it to me.”

hehe try to grammar police ME

"Oh dear," said Nogard. "What happened to him?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Wait who the heck is shoe?

Yes, his brother had been murdered by the ferocious Jilumatianyueks, a Were-Reindeerclops. It had taken days for the court trial to occur, but the monster was indeed found guilty, and executed. Nogard grimaced. The body had just cloned itself after execution, and was now hunting Nogard.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Oh deer indeed," mumbled Nogard. "What do you think, Shoe, will he take muffins?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Who is shoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also… muffins?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The character of @Through The Living Glass, of course!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Well if glass has a character…

Suddenly, out of the unnamed colour, Jilu, the monster that killed Nogard’s brother, appears to Nogard, now no longer a monster. Jilu is carrying Nogard’s brother in her arms. “I have wronged you, my friend. But I hope to make up for it, if you allow me to join you for the time being.”

Nogard hesitated, but nodded. “Everyone deserves a second chance.”

Jilu took a breath, then smiled. “I’m glad I can atone. Please, forgive me.”

How should this character be weird? No muffins, but maybe she turns into a rabid monster at random moments.

[Immortal Platypus]

15 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Anyone understand rabbit?" asked Nogard helplessly.

When I first joined TLT it was only a couple hundred pages long... and I thought that was an undertaking.

that was an undertaking. at that time. now a couple hundred is a lot less (comparatively) 

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wait who the heck is shoe?

Yes, his brother had been murdered by the ferocious Jilumatianyueks, a Were-Reindeerclops. It had taken days for the court trial to occur, but the monster was indeed found guilty, and executed. Nogard grimaced. The body had just cloned itself after execution, and was now hunting Nogard.

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Well if glass has a character…

Suddenly, out of the unnamed colour, Jilu, the monster that killed Nogard’s brother, appears to Nogard, now no longer a monster. Jilu is carrying Nogard’s brother in her arms. “I have wronged you, my friend. But I hope to make up for it, if you allow me to join you for the time being.”

Nogard hesitated, but nodded. “Everyone deserves a second chance.”

Jilu took a breath, then smiled. “I’m glad I can atone. Please, forgive me.”

How should this character be weird? No muffins, but maybe she turns into a rabid monster at random moments.

just FYI, we try not to narrate what characters that other people are using do. It's called godmodding, and while it technically doesn't break any rules, it's very heavily discouraged. Nogard is Xino's character, so it's up to Xino what Nogard does. If he's chill with it, however, you should be fine. Just saying you should ask people before you narrate what their character does.

Edited September 22, 2024 by Immortal Platypus

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Besides," added Nogard, "It isn't like he hasn't died before."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Ok. Soorry… I’ll only control Jilu now.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Ok. Soorry… I’ll only control Jilu now.

don't get me wrong, you can have multiple characters. I have 2 semi-active ones, but several ones that I used in the past and don't anymore. Also, it's not a huge deal as a mistake. When I first got on the Shard, I would godmod sometimes. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Lol ok. I will try to make that decision allowing Jilu to join not a mistake/opportunity for betrayal (I wasn’t going to, but me now is very different from me in two minutes)

Jilu grinned, then spoke. “Yea. I know that’s right.” 
Suddenly, her face elongated into that of a reindeer’s face, with ferocious fangs. Before she could do anything though, the face shifted back, and she gave a weary smile. “Sorry.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Can I offer you a muffin to not eat me?" asked Nogard hopefully.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

“I’m allergic… to all but flesh. Don’t worry, I brought a supply.” Jilu pulls out a pack of what appears to be jerky.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nogard blinked. "You can't eat muffins? How terrible!" He shook his head, sorrowful.