The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

When scientists discovered this fact, they started experimenting on it.

Edit: Ninja'd. Unsurprisingly.

Edited October 31, 2020 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Trying to figure out how in the world it managed to power all of those lightbulbs at once.

[NameIess]

But it didn't tell.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Instead, it powered lightbulbs over the scientist's heads.

[NameIess]

But this was just what the scientists wanted it to do.

[AonEne he/him]

They wanted it to look like they were having ideas. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But they had lost that ability long ago.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Drained of intuition, they were forced to turn to the all powerful internet search engine.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Happy Halloween!” Truthless said.

[NameIess]

Nameless put on a mask and threw bleach at Truthless.

Is it a bad thing if I didn't realize it was halloween until my cousin came by to wish my family a happy halloween? man, Covid is weird.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Suddenly someone ran across the Plane, screaming bloody murder.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because they felt like it, storm it. And it was halloween.

[NameIess]

Then the pilots decided to take this logic into consideration and killed everyone by taking a day off.

[Condensation she/her]

"Happy Halloween!" yelled [censored], dressed as Vin.

"Same to you!" yelled Treble, dressed as a mixture of Veil, Radiant, and Shallan.

[+Doomstick he/him]

"And you!" replied [Redacted] standing augustly in his costume of a mistborn during the day.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And then it was over.

[NameIess]

Most people were ambivalent.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Not the Seekers of Eternity, though.

[AonEne he/him]

They were angery beans. 

[Silva]

Meaning they were from a territory called anger.

[AonEne he/him]

It wasn’t a fun place to be. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Or more accurately, it wasn’t a fun place to bee

[Condensation she/her]

It wasn't a fun place to be a bee.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Or a fun place to be a B (the letter)

[+Doomstick he/him]

But it was fun to be a Pbe (silent p), Pbes were...

Edited November 2, 2020 by Doomstick