The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

‘’ ‘’’ ‘’’’’’’’

[Condensation she/her]

"'G'r'a'v'i't'y'!" 'c'r'i'e'd' 'B'o'b'.' '"H'o'w' 'c'o'u'l'd' 't'h'i's' 'h'a'p'p'e'n'?'"

[Mist she/her]

A'"s 'G"ra'v'i"t"'y h'a"d' "pe'"r'i"s'h"e"'d', "h'e "w'a's'" 'un"a"'b'l"e' t"o r'e"s'p"o'"n'd".

Now, back to our regularly scheduled TLT. While most words have perished, Necromancer Mistborn has revived them for future use.

[Condensation she/her]

Narrator H gasped. "Necromancer Mistborn?"

[AonEne he/him]

Narrator Ene sipped lemonade in the corner. "Ooooh, necromancers."

[+Doomstick he/him]

S'tick was infected though

[Mist she/her]

"No! Stick! You can't die." Necromancer Mistborn decided to set out on a quest for a cure. T joined them.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody raised her hand. "I would love to join you, but unfortunately I must travel for a while. Song's coming, and we're getting an entirely new backstory! Anyway, Treble will go." "Yes, I will!" said Treble.

Melody and Song left.

[Mist she/her]

"Hey, name buddies! They start with the same letter."

Sir Necromancer Mistborn and T set off, making sure to stay apart.

[+Doomstick he/him]

St’ick felt fine

[Mist she/her]

"But it's spreading." In the land of the we'aponized teddy bears, T and Sir Necromancer Mistborn, united by the search for a' cure. "Are you sure you're fine?"

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“””Q’uick!‘ T’ruth”less’ ‘said’ w’ho ‘ha’d just ‘wa’de’d thr’ou’g’h infec”ted’ quo’’’’tes “‘pu’t on’ ‘a’ ‘mas’k!’”” A’s Tr’uthl”ess s’lap’ped on’ a m’ask, slow’ly the apostrophes’ began to disappear.

[Mist she/her]

"Who knew the solution would be this simple?" T and Sir Necromancer Mistborn wondered aloud as they put on masks. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then the ma’sk’s got infected too.

[Mist she/her]

"We ne'ver will be free of this plague, will we?" T cried as she removed the infected mask. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

So the current Ghanderflaffle Emperor decided to ignore it, mostly because gravity was dead, and that was causing chaos

[AonEne he/him]

"Gravity is dead, but I'll see what I can view," Kaladin said, floating high above Roshar.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he could view the entire unclaimed hills

[AonEne he/him]

"I claim these hills, as I now claim your life," Kaladin yelled.

[+Doomstick he/him]

then he tried to lash himself, but gravity was dead

[Jaywalk he/him]

So he just kinda floated there.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Sir Necromancer Mistborn revived Gravity

[Mist she/her]

"You're welcome!" Kaladin's failed Lashing now worked, and he started accelerating eastward.

[NameIess]

Then he left to go get ready for RoW.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The cast of Rebellious Orange Wombats went on stage in just five minutes.

Edited September 20, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar