The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Melody said ouch, but [censored] had dodged the blow.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

That’s when [CENSORED] appeared.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The warlock gasped. "Not you too!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X greeted the Author @Condensation.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Suddenly pineapples.

[Condensation she/her]

Condensation greeted the author @xinoehp512.

[+Doomstick he/him]

who was a totally different person than Author @xinoehp512, save for their similar names

[Kings_way he/they]

The sea was still angry, as evidenced by the stream of angry emoji's it sent to king.

[Condensation she/her]

Condensation greeted Author @Kings_way

[Jaywalk he/him]

Another sea declared war.

[Condensation she/her]

So the two seas were at war.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt sent an email that declared war, CCing a continent

[Condensation she/her]

And an ocean.

[Kings_way he/they]

King called a planet and told it about the war.

[Condensation she/her]

Then the closest star joined the war.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but the star was @Shard of Thought

[Turtle they/them]

I haven't read anything but the last post so here we go

and then screaming hamsters started killing everybody!

[Experience he/him]

After the fortieth time Everybody was killed they stopped. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 minute ago, turtle said:

I haven't read anything but the last post so here we go

and then screaming hamsters started killing everybody!

story of the Thread

Everybody was tired of getting killed

[Turtle they/them]

Except the oceans

yes, I read it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

because all they did to each other was wave

[Turtle they/them]

oh no

and war

 

[Condensation she/her]

To be honest, everyone was getting tired of the war.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Except for the local warmonger, Bob. He was quite enjoying it.

[Condensation she/her]

Bob had always liked war.