The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Song decided to exit the glade of glass.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Though her escape was not without loss of blood.

[Mist she/her]

Blood got rather annoyed at being left behind. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

so Blood went into

[Condensation she/her]

the forest, behind Song.

Edited September 17, 2020 by Condensation

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She was just barely visible up ahead.

[Condensation she/her]

Someone post on TST, don't let it die!

Then she disappeared from view. She hadn't actually disappeared, she had just walked behind a copse of trees.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With her axe, ready to decapitate Blood.

[Condensation she/her]

That just got dark

She decided not to decapitate Blood, and instead made her axe vanish. She walked toward Blood. "Sorry I left you behind."

[+Doomstick he/him]

then she did and Blood bled blood that reflected ultraviolet light, it was like

Edited September 17, 2020 by Doomstick

[Condensation she/her]

like she hadn't done anything at all, because Blood was made of blood and just reformed to keep it from getting to gory and unsettling Narrator H's stomach.

*angry noises*

[Turtle they/them]

then someone said 'Its a giant mushroom! maybe its friendly?' and waved their arms around in a way that should not be possible and broke their arms.

guys I spent three minutes trying to figure out wether or not broke is spelled with a c.

[Condensation she/her]

Aah Sokka! Also, how are you so worried about how broke is spelled when you didn't capitalize and punctuate correctly, and you also spelled whether wrong.

Song fell asleep in the middle of the path, lying in such a way that Treble and Melody could not get out of her bag.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A month passed.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger had thought it was two.

Sorry, I've been busy between school and two simultaneous SE games... and now possibly the Reckoners RP reboot.

Edited September 17, 2020 by Ashbringer

[Condensation she/her]

By now, Melody and Treble had transformed back into humans and had fallen asleep themselves.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Absolutely shredding the bag in the process.

[Condensation she/her]

Song woke up and saw Melody and Treble. "What?" she managed, utterly shocked. "We were the hedgehogs," said Treble. "I'm Treble, by the way."

[Jaywalk he/him]

And then they were promptly slaughtered by a knight in green armor.

[Condensation she/her]

Time shuddered to a halt. "Wait, what?" asked a voice from off screen. Narrator H walked into the frame. "Listen, I don't know who you think you are, but that is purely not acceptable! Violence should be kept to a minimum, and it should definitely not be used against the main characters! Got that? Now, I'll fix this, but if it happens again, you're going to be held to a strict no-violence-whatsoever policy!"

Time started up again, and Melody, Song, and Treble were brought back to life with all of their wounds healed. The green knight flipped up his visor, and with a look of terror on his face, ran back into the woods.

Seriously though, please don't.

[Jaywalk he/him]

On 3/19/2019 at 6:39 PM, Jaywalk said:

Marsh twisted Star’s broken wrist, reveling in her suffering.

 

On 3/19/2019 at 6:47 PM, xinoehp512 said:

Tom Joebob sneered. "I wasn't talking about that, girl. I moved on past that a long time ago."

He smiled cruelly. "But AJ doesn't even remember you exist. I killed him, you know. He was reborn. But he never remembered anything. He's living with his wife right now. They have three kids, and they're happily married."

"Wait all you want, Tamika. He's never coming to save you."

Then his throat was cut. He fell to the ground, gasping, and expired. But the smile never left his face.

 

On 3/19/2019 at 6:52 PM, Jaywalk said:

Marsh drunk in the view of the suffering Star, letting the sorrow flow over himself. He savored it.

 

On 3/19/2019 at 7:11 PM, Jaywalk said:

Star seemed unresponsive, tears pooling around her head, matting her hair to the stone of the floor.

 

On 3/19/2019 at 7:33 PM, Shard of Thought said:

Star squeezed her eyes shut. "Stop it," she sobbed. "Stop it, stop it."

 

On 3/19/2019 at 7:42 PM, xinoehp512 said:

Tom spun around angrily. "It's real! It's ALL REAL!!"

He fell to his knees, his face overcome with grief. "Why? Why have you forsaken me so? Why was I not good enough? Why...?"

He trailed off, sobbing.

 

On 3/19/2019 at 7:51 PM, BringerofShadows said:

Narrator Shadow wanted a bowl of popcorn. Watching people suffer was a hobby of hers.

 

On 3/19/2019 at 6:24 PM, Jaywalk said:

“You don’t,” he said, a giddy smile plastered on his face. “You need to suffer.” He placed the tip of the spike against her throat.

 

On 3/19/2019 at 6:24 PM, xinoehp512 said:

Then he rammed the spike through her.

 

On 3/19/2019 at 6:25 PM, Shard of Thought said:

Star sobbed, blood pooling on the floor around her. She wasn't dead, but she wanted to be. She wanted her Shard. And she. Wanted. AJ.

Just for the heck of it...

[Condensation she/her]

Well, that's all well and good, but that's after much set up, getting to know the villain, getting to know the characters, and not all of the random stuff we have to deal with. I would be totally fine with that amount of violence in that situation, in fact I think it makes it better(in some cases) because it makes it more real. Just a knight showing up and killing all of my current characters is not logical, however. Would you like to create a bit more of a story? I can create a new thread called The Linear Longest Thread that has all of the same rules(actually maybe it'll be an RP) but most of the same rules except it has to stay linear and we can totally do that kind of thing. I dig villains that cause hurt for everyone around them, and that 'savor suffering'(not quoting, just paraphrasing), and I'd love to create a story with all y'all. We can even have our characters restart, I wouldn't mind having Melody fall for X all over again(  ) and I can probably have Melody and Song be twins in that alternate reality. So, yes or no? Because now that I've typed this out, I'm really excited for this and I'm hoping you say yes.

[+Doomstick he/him]

"Narrator H! I know you name but not your Author, are you new? Might I know your lineage?" said Stick, son of Tree, son of Doomstick.

on a completely different note, she wandered near

[Condensation she/her]

"Hello, Stick, I am Narrator H, daughter of Condensation, daughter of (censored). I am not new, I am Melody, Song, etc. 's narrator, but I haven't introduced myself until now. You may also address me as the Editor, although that title is usually given to my mother or esteemed grandmother."

[Mist she/her]

Near the glass forest filled with more sleeping bags.