The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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but while she was wandering before...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In the Western Hemisphere.

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she was wandering behind

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The Monolith.

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which was below

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the Ancient Heavens.

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and those were beneath

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The Stars of Destiny.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which aligned once in a blue moon.

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A literal blue moon.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

And a metaphorical one

[+Doomstick he/him]

so she decided to wander beside

column 1 of 4 done!

[Turtle they/them]

the hamsters who gnawed at the sword until it broke and promptly started doing then macarena and TikTok dances,

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A heinous crime frowned upon by those with brains.

[Mist she/her]

At which point zombies began coming after them, for they had brains. 

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The zombies were afflicted with a memetic effect.

[Mist she/her]

Soon, others began to crave

[Jaywalk he/him]

Crave pineapple.

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On pizza.

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With sprinkles.

[Mist she/her]

It was part desert pizza. 

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And part dessert pizza.

[Kings_way he/they]

King planted peas to save him from the zombies, and then realized that he wasn't in pvz.

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so he wandered between 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Dave’s house and Uncle Brandy’s Brandy Bunker.