The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

But he wasn't vexed for long and started listing lighter things that they could talk about. "Apple juice, pizza, good friends..."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Apple juice is good," said X's avatar, "but not the best."

[Condensation she/her]

Thardeuss didn't hear(he was still listing random things), but Melody did, and agreed. "So, what's better, apple juice or adventuring, in your opinion?" "Sketching, grass, notebooks, school..."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Adventuring," said X's avatar. "Maybe because I don't get a lot of it."

[Condensation she/her]

"I have to agree, although it's not as fun when it's because your friend is in danger." "Cats, dogs, fish, birds..."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"I will admit that puts a damper on things, yes."

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick pushes the damper pedal on his piano

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The mellow music fills the room.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick wonders why his piano can play on its own, as he only stepped on the pedal

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then suddenly it stopped, its haunting spirit having moved on to the organ.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick was sad, he had always wanted a haunted piano

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he decided to hire a Ghostbuster to relocate it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the ghostbuster was a ghanderflaffle

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A nearsighted gahnderflaffle.

[AonEne he/him]

It wore pink-framed glasses. 

Edit: Or should I take advantage of Xino's typo?  

Edited September 11, 2020 by AonEne

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

With gholden lenses.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Actually, they were gaholden. But few could tell the difference.

[NameIess]

a purple chicken could.

Edited September 11, 2020 by Nameless

[AonEne he/him]

The purple chicken made glasses for a living. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was an astute chicken.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was also delicious, though nobody knew that yet

[Jaywalk he/him]

Until that fateful reunion of the Venture family.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which proved the end of the chicken.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Two armies warred over the inheritance of the chicken’s estate.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger checked back into reality, then decided that he didn't really feel like discovering the context of that universal statement.