The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The_Archivist he/him]

He grew a beard.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And took on the name Jose Delgado.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He was played by a British actor.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Who had been raised in Texas.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And born in Australia.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Before the great ninja crisis of 2027.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which was a good thing, as there wasn't much of Australia left after that.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because of the hidden thermonukes in the mountains of Siberia.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which the mimes had conquered in the early 2030's.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Mimes were very territorial and they didn't like sharing. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ninjas were very aggressive and wanted everything the mimes had.

Edited May 31, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Obviously, the conflict had been quite unavoidable. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

The mimes watched from the shadows as the ninjas tried to take the mines.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

During the conflict, Australia was hit by a Dawnshard.

[Silva]

The emu had expected it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"I expected this," said the Emu. 

[The_Archivist he/him]

As the most unexpected thing in the entire world, nothing could surprise it.

4 hours ago, The_Archivist said:

That depends, is he real?

That was a bad hint, so I'm just going to say it. Studio C?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless cursed furiously at whoever had decided that the letters m and n should look so darn similar while editing his post.

Edit: AHHHHHHHH

Edited May 31, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[The_Archivist he/him]

Archivist told him that in general it was fine for him to curse, as long as they were Cosmere curses, but in this case he should leave the poor chap alone, since he was long dead.

[Jaywalk he/him]

14 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

As the most unexpected thing in the entire world, nothing could surprise it.

That was a bad hint, so I'm just going to say it. Studio C?

I got the hint!

9 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Archivist told him that in general it was fine for him to curse, as long as they were Cosmere curses, but in this case he should leave the poor chap alone, since he was long dead.

Or so they thought.

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, The_Archivist said:

As the most unexpected thing in the entire world, nothing could surprise it.

That was a bad hint, so I'm just going to say it. Studio C?

I got it too! 

1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless cursed furiously at whoever had decided that the letters m and n should look so darn similar whole editing his post.

And the letters o and i, apparently  

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In reality, he had been resurrected as the person responsible for the their there they're conundrum.

[NameIess]

And then killed again.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But that was irrelevant, because he left a powerful legacy that inspired a little boy to attempt learning English.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In order to open a grilled cheese sandwich shop.