The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"That's the last time I ever let a ninja on my bus," he muttered grumpily.

[The_Archivist he/him]

The ninjas glared at the bus driver.    

Edited May 28, 2020 by The_Archivist

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But since the bus was over 1.6 trillion feet in the air, they could only do so for so long.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Or could they?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The bus driver pulled out the big guns.

 

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[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Unfortunately, he forgot to load it up with bullets.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luckily, one of the passengers had spares.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Spare tires, which were completely useless.

Was hoping someone would load it up with something fun and messy.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Not completely useless...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They disrupted the mimes' mojo.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So the bus started flying

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Due to the fact that the mines had picked it up and hurled it as far as they could.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The bus was very confused, as it had already been flying.

[Silva]

It decided to teleport somewhere more logical.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A national park in Alberta, Canada.

edit: I’m 27th on the post-count list. Not bad considering it’s out of 161.

Edited May 28, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It let out a sigh of relief.

Hey, I won the day yesterday!  

[Lunamor she/her]

Congrats!

Unfortunately, they had accidentally angered some meese. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It fled in terror.

 

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[Silva]

The meese ran after after the bus.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The bus turned on its rocket boosters.

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Edited May 28, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Jaywalk he/him]

But it was out of fuel.

[Silva]

The meese caught up.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Up tried to escape

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The bus excreted dynamite.

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[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick did not like being out of upvotes