The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Then the stranger decided that he was hungry...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he ate a cheesburger.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Cheesburgers were different from cheeseburgers, however.

[+Ark1002]

Cheesburgers were sentient entities that preyed upon Pasta Monsters.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were delicious.

[Lunamor she/her]

And highly venomous.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But not poisonous.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad pointed out to the narrators that their gender was unknown and that they didn’t like being referred to as female. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And thusly the truth was revealed that Salad had been an imposter!

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The Salad that had been narrated was actually Salad’s long lost cousin: The Awakened Salsa. 

Edited May 21, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She was a rather watery salad.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The NSS—National Salad Society—sought to capture her.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But she was too slippery.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They weren’t sure what to make of her—she could barely be stabbed with a fork!

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

They had to send in their best agent to capture her - Avocato.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Armed with a spoon and a mason jar, he went to work.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

However, Avocado had a deep, dark secret.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was overripe.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

His core had rotted.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

He could only be used for a guacamoldy.

Note: I thought you'd pick up on Avocato. Doesn't anyone watch Final Space here?

[The_Archivist he/him]

7 hours ago, Quitecontrary said:

 

Note: I thought you'd pick up on Avocato. Doesn't anyone watch Final Space here?

*raises hand* Me! Me!

[Silva]

A ghanderflaffle delicacy.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was often spread over toasted breadmunk.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

53 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

It was often spread over toasted breadmunk.

The return of the breadmunks. 

It had an unusually horrid smell, like damp, old laundry stuck in a box for three warm days.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But ghanderflaffles loved it.