The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

But were disappointed by the meager offerings of only cheese.

[+Ark1002]

Cheese monsters.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they left 3-star reviews.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The three stars, of course, burned everything up.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Butt was dismayed.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The cheese became even more melted.

[Silva]

It began to drip on everything.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Including the head of Butt’s long lost sister.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Arachnia the Splendorous.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

She liked blue bouncing bubbles.

Edited May 19, 2020 by McWafy

[Silva]

These were no ordinary bubbles.

[NameIess]

They were chicken bubbles

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Green ham bubbles, however, were out of the question.

[NameIess]

No self-respecting narrator would ever create such an abomination.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Non-self-respecting narrators, on the other hand... 

Edited May 19, 2020 by xinoehp512

[NameIess]

Also other-respecting narrators.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald the squid tried a bouncing blue chicken bubble.

[Archer he/him]

It tasted like chicken.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And not at all like soap.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Unless it was chicken scented soap

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Chicken Soap for the Soul

Edited May 19, 2020 by Quitecontrary

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald the squid felt much better.

[Silva]

Gerald wasn't sure why.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He decided to go on a quest to find out.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He decided to bring Plot with him.