The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Experience he/him]

From a hoard of coconuts.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

belonging to the coconut empire across the river. They despised melons.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

As all good coconuts do.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, DoomStick said:

Rule #1 Is just the way things are too

Rule #1 was not, in fact, the way things were- retconning was a natural part of life on TLT

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

As all good coconuts do.

Carmen the Cocomelon was half-coconut half-melon, and was torn between the two nations. 

[Experience he/him]

But they were the only thing that could bring the two nations together.

[NameIess]

Nameless finally beat the rage penguin at chess. He did a victory lap around the thread.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Carmen the cocomelon was accidentally stepped on during Nameless’ victory lap. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Both nations suddenly declared war on Nameless.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

They combined their forces on the island of Letsgetim.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided that he wasn't so tired of violence after all. He massacred the armies of both nations. Not a single soldier survived.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Because they were all scholars.

[NameIess]

Then Nameless turned towards their capital cities.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Which actually created a paradox since their capital cities were in different directions.

Edited April 15, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

16 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Suddenly, a melon.

OOOOooooo. Meesa likes zee melons.

[+Doomstick he/him]

19 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Rule #1 was not, in fact, the way things were- retconning was a natural part of life on TLT

 the rule only stops the people are like

”this thing happens”

”no it doesn’t”

[The_Archivist he/him]

On 15.4.2020 at 0:04 AM, DoomStick said:

Rule one’s rule four disguise evaporated, leaving it the only rule left, it was rendered indestructible by a Circle of Narrators weaving Narrational energy into it, making it the One Rule to Ring them all that was Canon. It melded into the fabric of reality, ending all hopes of destruction of the Rule.

Archivist sighed When will they finally learn. He took out his scissors and cut the fabric of reality to remove the rule and tossed it into TST, making sure that before it was disposed of, the rule affected this post.

Edited April 15, 2020 by The_Archivist

[+Doomstick he/him]

tST is completely separate from this @The_Archivist

Edited April 15, 2020 by DoomStick

[The_Archivist he/him]

Stop trying to impose your foolish rules DoomStick, these threads exist to be random! If I say something moves between threads, it can be so! That is the point! Also, yeah, I don't think the mimes like me very much.

[+Doomstick he/him]

3 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Stop trying to impose your foolish rules DoomStick, these threads exist to be random! If I say something moves between threads, it can be so! That is the point! Also, yeah, I don't think the mimes like me very much.

We established that the only interconnected Threads were tLT and tCBtStT last year, when somebody tried to tLT on tLPW. So no, it can’t be so. The CoN Thread also is part of tLT. tCoN’s decisions are not rules any more than the fact that posititve repels positive.

Edited April 15, 2020 by DoomStick

[Experience he/him]

I, as narrator, say that it cannot happen.

[The_Archivist he/him]

3 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

We established that the only interconnected Threads were tLT and tCBtStT last year, when somebody tried to tLT on tLPW. So no, it can’t be so.

Foolish, foolish DoomStick, I already established it, on TST. I pulled Nameless himself through, so stop trying to organise this thread, or I will be forced to destroy you!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

20 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

 the rule only stops the people are like

”this thing happens”

”no it doesn’t”

Except that it wouldn't stop them- and it shouldn't. The whole point of 'no rules' is that people can do whatever they want. Generally speaking, it's not a particularly good idea to just try and undo everything you don't agree with- that tends to make things less interesting and fun, I've found.

6 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Stop trying to impose your foolish rules DoomStick, these threads exist to be random! If I say something moves between threads, it can be so! That is the point! Also, yeah, I don't think the mimes like me very much.

Nah, they're chill

4 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

We established that the only interconnected Threads were tLT and tCBtStT last year, when somebody tried to tLT on tLPW. So no, it can’t be so.

Except, apparently, for the multitude of interactions that the two threads had already had?

[Experience he/him]

Just now, The_Archivist said:

Foolish, foolish DoomStick, I already established it, on TST. I pulled Nameless himself through, so stop trying to organise this thread, or I will be forced to destroy you!

No. There won't be any destroying here today. Why don't you go over to your TST and destroy someone over there?

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

I, as narrator, say that it cannot happen.

yeah, tCoN and Authors have vetoed you there, kid

 

1 minute ago, The_Archivist said:

Foolish, foolish DoomStick, I already established it, on TST. I pulled Nameless himself through, so stop trying to organise this thread, or I will be forced to destroy you!

Too bad tST, as something that has no connection to this (see above), isn’t Canon here