The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. offered to buy the stolen toothpaste from Salad.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad asked what A.C. was willing to pay. 

[Archer he/him]

I think you mean, Salad asked what A.C. was willing toothpayste. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 4/3/2020 at 10:18 PM, xinoehp512 said:

 

The message-painting continued to play.

Michael watched the message in silence all the way through until the end.

On 3/31/2020 at 1:59 PM, xinoehp512 said:

"Now?" he whispered.

A sudden gust of wind blew past him, seeming almost to form a voice with its echoes. A voice that-ever so faintly-whispered yes.

Jacob exhaled a sigh and closed his eyes.

And the Witherlord ran him through from behind.

Michael closed his eyes, but the image didn't fade from his view. His father... dead. Just like his mother. Gone in an instant.

He remembered feeling grief, when she'd died. He didn't feel that now, oddly. He just felt... numb. Empty. All emotion gone.

He opened his eyes. They'd turned inverted, now. That was probably significant of something. But he didn't really care.

We will find the Witherlord, he said. And then we will destroy him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sophie raised her eyebrows. "Michael? Are you okay? What'd you just see?"

Astral glared at everyone in the mini assembly. None of these people will helping her get to CBST! She growled softly. She'd find a way. Eventually...

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Steve from Minecraft pondered how to get back to Minecraft. While Nameless continued to build his farm as he had done for the past 4 posts.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

14 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Salad asked what A.C. was willing to pay. 

 

14 hours ago, Archer said:

I think you mean, Salad asked what A.C. was willing toothpayste. 

Archer was on to him . “I will give you a very good deal for that tube of magic toothpaste. I’m offering... two tubes of regular toothpaste!”.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But they were only recommended by 7 out of 10 dentists.

[Silva]

Unlike Stick's Special Recipe which was recommended by 8.34592834857 out of 10 dentists.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

15 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie raised her eyebrows. "Michael? Are you okay? What'd you just see?"

The painting began to play again, looping through what had just been shown.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sophie walked over so she could watch. She gasped as Jacob's body thumped to the ground. "Oh my gosh..." she said. "Aww, Michael. I'm so sorry." 

"Wait, where did that thing even come from?" Granite asked.

Sophie shrugged. "I dunno. 

"Then... how do you even know if that really happened?"

Sophie considered. "That's a good point, Granite."

[old man moomba he/him]

Dapper extinguished his pipe and began to eat the Chinese takeout that had just arrived. It matched the order on the receipt. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except for the lobster that had come with it.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAMELESS!!!!

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*Starts a huge big ‘ole birthday party for @Nameless*

Edited April 6, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAMELESS!!!!

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*Starts a huge big ‘ole birthday party for @Nameless*

*Is glad somebody remembered his birthday*

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

I don’t think I’m the only one . Check your profile!

*Sets up tables and chairs and every other kind of furniture that goes in a party*

[NameIess]

*Forces all the guests to go through a 3 hour detox process to ensure they don't infect anyone with Corona*

[Jaywalk he/him]

A goat entered the birthday party.

[+Ed Venture]

And so did The Goatfather.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 4/5/2020 at 3:57 PM, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie walked over so she could watch. She gasped as Jacob's body thumped to the ground. "Oh my gosh..." she said. "Aww, Michael. I'm so sorry." 

"Wait, where did that thing even come from?" Granite asked.

Sophie shrugged. "I dunno. 

"Then... how do you even know if that really happened?"

Sophie considered. "That's a good point, Granite."

It came from the pen, declared Michael, who had bent over and begun sketching something out on the ground. The pen does not lie.

[old man moomba he/him]

"'Twice and Twice he shall be marked, twice to live and twice to die. Once the heron to set his path, twice the heron to name him true. Once the dragon for remembrance lost, twice the dragon for the price he must pay.'" Dapper quoted thoughtfully. "I could never explain why that particular passage stuck in my head." 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

16 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

It came from the pen, declared Michael, who had bent over and begun sketching something out on the ground. The pen does not lie.

"Oh," said Sophie. "Well... okay then." 

"Hey," Granite cut in, "sorry to ruin the moment or something here, but... do you guys know how I could maybe... get to this other universe?" 

Astral perked up, looking over at her son. Author, he'd really grown up in the time she'd been gone... She could only feel a sliver of remorse.

"'Cause, you know, I... I'd really like to see my mom. If I can."

[+Doomstick he/him]

Suddenly breadmunks

[FatherTiempo he/him]

...chewed through fabric of space and time.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Space and Time were not very happy at all. They were saving that fabric for something.