The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Yay turned all Handerflafles into Ghanderflaffles

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Very Buff Truthlessgeist wished everyone a good night.

[+Doomstick he/him]

..And was no longer a withergheist

[+Ed Venture]

For he became a carpet.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

His buffness disappeared with his withergeistness.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Truthless was now a solid spirit of darkness, just like Withy.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But also a carpet 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And made of bread.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He was now half breadmunk, half withergeist, half ghanderflaffle (due to the funeral), half pile-of-ash, half carpet, and half narrator.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And half bad at fractions.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The other half wasn’t half bad at fractions though.

[+Doomstick he/him]

YAY

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“For example,” Truthless said, “5/738 multiplied by 4836/4748332 divided by 10474/392528394493382 is 1292966791/5000.”

Edit: decimal ninjas attacked Truthless.

@The Last Post, may I ask, what are you so happy about?

Edited November 24, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[+Doomstick he/him]

Leaf had joined the Yay

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Who’s Leaf and what’s the Yay?” a confused Truthless asked.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Au. Tree asked if Truthless had Discord

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Death rained from the sky.

[NameIess]

While life rose from the ground.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They met to form...

[NameIess]

A world-destroying vortex made entirely out of...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Packaging peanuts. 

[Silva]

Peanuts packaging packages, that is. Only the packaging peanuts of that sort are very dangerous; the white foam things that come in packages are mostly harmless.

[+Ed Venture]

The pink ones were murderous however. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Something about their genetic makeup and such.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

23 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Hold on, said another, different voice. No one's going anywhere yet.

Aqua tensed.

No, she said tersely, drifting away. Come on, Sophie- we're leaving.