The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna noted that the AI appeared to have some... issues.

[+Ed Venture]

The AI took offense at Luna’s rude statement and took the time to ask her for semicolons.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Semicolons? Ok, I think I have a few.” Luna threw some semicolons at the AI. 

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Edited November 14, 2019 by Lunamor
Pizzaz

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 11/11/2019 at 2:44 PM, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie looked at him in confusion. "...What?"

Aqua floated reluctantly out from behind Sophie. Trying to get this girl to stop moping around, she said with a clipped tone. This world isn't going to save itself, you know!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Aqua floated reluctantly out from behind Sophie. Trying to get this girl to stop moping around, she said with a clipped tone. This world isn't going to save itself, you know!

"I AM NOT A HERO!" Sophie asserted. "I can't save worlds! I can tell you all about Ember's Narrative Core, the difference between Sentient and Non-Sentient entities, the exact definition of an Author, but I am not what you need me to be! Go find Xino! Someone who knows what to do in situations like this. Someone who doesn't cry and go hide in a forcefield whenever she's in danger!"

[+Ed Venture]

@xinoehp512 CBST? Please? We need you. Truly need your help.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp is about to die! snarled Aqua. If you don't help him, he will!

[+Doomstick he/him]

You doesn’t help him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Xinoehp is about to die! snarled Aqua. If you don't help him, he will!

Sophie wilted. "Oh..." she muttered in surprise, eyes wide and dark. Her stomach twisted and her lower lip quivered as she continued. "Xinoehp..." Sophie sniffed. "He can't die. He..." She swallowed, oddly reverent. Her desire to stay safe in her forcefield now seemed selfish and stupid. "But what can I do?" she asked. "I'm just... Sophie..."

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

I posted this in Sanderson memes already, but I believe it has a place here.

One day breadmunks had a bunker party, but they ran out of void-apples. They went to the woods and got a giant bunch of apples, but the void-apples were all dead and rotten, so they went back to the bunker.

In one sense, this is a metaphor for "doublespeak" (a.k.a. the art of pretending to have a complicated meaning, when really you only mean a single, simple one). It's an allegory for the difficulty of making sense of the world when we are surrounded by such complexity. But as a metaphor for the human condition, it's a particularly relevant one. If one day breadmunks had a bunker party, but they

 

Edit: I felt obligated to put in the last sentence and properly finish this narrative.

If one day breadmunks had a bunker party, but they had no bombs, what would they do? (I am paraphrasing) It would be like having a party where nobody has the guts to use any fireworks.

Do you think you could take a hit for the band?


I hope so. It's a shame it's not done yet. Maybe they'll do it when we're all on the road. Maybe we'll go on tour and the band will be like, "Hey guys! We need to get a break. We're going on tour. We're gonna do our thing for the next month and a half. I'll do a radio song with the radio

Edited November 15, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[Little Bear she/her]

AI sent me on an adventure. I don't know who is narrating, though.

"Little Bear went to 『Shikigami』.

And then, she went to the dungeon's boss, 『Cursed Raven』, and defeated it.

After that, I thought of making her go there.

But, the reason was different.

In the previous dungeon, I was defeated.

I was defeated by the boss of the dungeon.

It seemed that the boss was a Demon God.

Even so, I didn't intend on giving up on this place.

I'm a 『Demon God』. I'm a demon.

But, I'm a Demon, so I was defeated by a Demon.

And then, I wanted him to defeat the boss of the dungeon.

Edited November 15, 2019 by Little Bear

[FatherTiempo he/him]

People say that AI will take over the world.

I highly doubt it.

[King Aragorn of Gondor]

Ara was bored.  Yes, TLT was being destroyed, but she just, couldn't find the meaning of life, until she saw it in a malformed....

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

... teenaged, freckled boy named Butt Venture.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt was the beginning and the end of TLT, the almighty ruler whom all bowed down to.

[+Doomstick he/him]

HE DID

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Butt was also a little dim witted. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So he hired a consultant.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was Bastille.

[Jaywalk he/him]

She punched him in the teeth.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And then beat him with her purse.

[+Ed Venture]

Then they got married.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He tried to fight back.

Wow. Perfect Ninja.

Edited November 15, 2019 by Jaywalk

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

^ Best ninja in the entire world.

[+Ed Venture]

But Butt failed. Alcatraz became depressed.