The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

So they hired a consultant 

[Archer he/him]

*turns to look directly at the camera*

"And that's how I got here! Hi. My name's Archer, and my life, is kind of crazy."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because all 795 pages of TLT thus far have just been a prologue to Archer: The Vlog.

[Archer he/him]

*794. I don't think page 305 really contributed anything. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

305 is actually really high quality stuff. 

Edited October 26, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“I beg to differ,” said Truthless. “Lopen’s orgin story is very important!”

[FatherTiempo he/him]

It's definitely an important turning point in canonical TLT story-telling format.

[+Doomstick he/him]

HE DID

[Jaywalk he/him]

GO TO THE FARMERS MARKET TO BUY SOME TOMATOS!

[Lunamor she/her]

19 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

Because all 795 pages of TLT thus far have just been a prologue to Archer: The Vlog.

The camera started shaking as Archer struggled to figure out how to change it to selfie mode.

[Archer he/him]

There was double ninjaing on that page! How was I supposed to know it was important? 

Archer managed to turn on the selfie camera, but his thumb was over the lens, so the entire TLT show became nothing but a dark pinkish blur. 

"HELLO! HELLO? Hi guys and- HELLO? Where's my *inaudible* with the? *inaudible* microphone. Is it this button-" 

He abruptly cut off. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna rolled her eyes and offered to film Archer for him.

[Jaywalk he/him]

A camera crew lined up behind Luna, trucks of equipment rolling in behind them.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless was the boss of the filming crew.

[+Ed Venture]

And Butt was in charge of the shooting crew.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Alright everybody, we start filming in THREE. TWO. Annnnnnnnnd...” Truthless pointed to Butt, pantomiming filming.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Jasnah and Kelsier wondered where Max was. 

@Jaywalk

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

8 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Jasnah and Kelsier wondered where Max was. 

@Jaywalk

The cameras track their every move. The next shot shows Max, who happens to be taking a peaceful walk in the woods. He hears to rustling, and the shot zooms in on some shaking bushes. The portable orchrestra begins to play tense music. Then suddenly, a rabbit pops out.

”Alright, well done everyone, we’ll return to Archer after the lunch break!” Truthless yelled to his camera crew.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"It's fake," Astral growled, tense. "I killed the boy..."

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna appeared beside her.

”Ah, but all of showbiz is fake, isn’t it? That’s why it’s so great!”

She then ran away before Astral could turn her into dust.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral's entire form shook, her head down. She was making noises. It sounded almost like... ugly sobbing?

[Lunamor she/her]

“I’m sorry!” Luna called over her shoulder, still running.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Luna’s right, you know,” Truthless said, walking over to Astral with a full pallet of makeup. “All showbiz is is makeup and the right camera angle.” Yes... a little black here, some harmless fire here... Now Astral looked much more menacing. Noticing her cry of all things, Truthless asked, “What’s up? Did I put on too much black again?”

Edited October 28, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral turned her head up. Her body was shaking in maniacal throes, not of sobs... but of laughter. 

Edit: Ninjaed...

Edited October 28, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Oh, that’s perfect!! Hold still, the cameras will want this. Guys, get over here, quick!!”

Oh it will work alright

Edited October 28, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar