Lunamor she/her Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 So Luna decked Havel in the face.
Jaywalk he/him Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 Havel gave up on trying to eat Luna. She started crying.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 Luna just sat there, unsure what to do now.
Jaywalk he/him Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 Bozo started pointing at Havel and laughing. 1
FatherTiempo he/him Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 FT was starting to fear the situation was getting out of hand.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 (edited) It was already out of arm at this point. Edited September 20, 2019 by Lunamor
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 "Honey, I'm ho-ome!!" Truthless said to no one in particular, walking into the thread with a suitcase in hand, a fancy fedora on his head, and his suit coat folded over his arm holding the suitcase.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 “Who ya talkin’ to?” Luna asked, tilting her head curiously.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 “Oh, no one in particular,” Truthless said. “Just a common phrase that many middle aged fathers state in TV shows and cinema when they arrive at their dwelling where their spouse and offspring reside.”
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 A.C. gasps and falls backwards with a horrified expression. "AAAAAAAAH! It's not him! That's not him! It's an imposter!" He shouts while pointing a shaky finger at Truthless. "They did something to him! They took my cousin! They snatched him up and replaced him with... that!" A.C. proceeds to run in a wide circle, flailing his arms and screaming at the top of his lungs. 1
Lunamor she/her Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 Luna turned on the ‘A.C.’s cousin has been stolen and now he’s freaking out alarm’. It sounded like an angry goat. 1
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said: A.C. gasps and falls backwards with a horrified expression. "AAAAAAAAH! It's not him! That's not him! It's an imposter!" He shouts while pointing a shaky finger at Truthless. "They did something to him! They took my cousin! They snatched him up and replaced him with... that!" A.C. proceeds to run in a wide circle, flailing his arms and screaming at the top of his lungs. Truthful (get it? the opposite of Truthless? Eh? Eh?) let out a gasp. "What are you talking about?! I am the real Truthless!!" What are you talking about? I'm still up here, thinking of glorious puns. Truthful let out another gasp. His cover had been blown. "I-I... w-well you see," Truthful started to say, before he turned around and ran at a dead sprint the opposite direction. Edited September 21, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 2
Lunamor she/her Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 Luna ran after him, holding an angry goat (hence the goat nosies). 1
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 Truthful ran faster, only to realize that he had in fact been running on a treadmill the entire time.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 "BOOOO. THROW OUT THE DECEITFUL MIDDLE-AGED INTERLOPER. HE GAVE ME AN ANEURYSM."
Jaywalk he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 A bounty hunter went after Truthful.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 Truthful jumped off of the treadmill, and a cliff by accident. While he was falling, he pulled a string attached to a backpack that magically appeared on his back, and gliders shot out from both sides. “Mwahahahahahhah!!!! You’ll never catch me!” Truthful said to Boba Fett.
Jaywalk he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 To which Boba responded by igniting his jetpack.
Archer he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 "Yousa remember mesa's birthday!" exclaimed a certain character who shall not be named. Excited, and having mistook the jetpack for a birthday candle, he took a deep breath and blew out the device's flames, sending Boba spiraling back to the ground like a deflated balloon. "All-n youse maken mesa berry smilin!" 2
FatherTiempo he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 (edited) FT, the Shard of Narration smote the unnamed character with all the fury and wrath he could muster. Waves of pure investiture crashed against him, rewriting his very history. Edited September 21, 2019 by FatherTiempo
Lunamor she/her Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 (edited) Luna pushed Jar Jar off the cliff. She felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of groaning voices were suddenly silenced. I think I saw something really similar to this in a How it Should Have Ended video. Edit: Ninja’d Edited September 21, 2019 by Lunamor
FatherTiempo he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 FT's influence manifested itself in the form of Luna pushing the unnamed character of the cliff. Ninja save.
Jaywalk he/him Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 Jar Jar landed at the bottom of the cliff, crying out as every bone in his body broke.
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