The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT cleared her throat. "She!"

[Jaywalk he/him]

That was too bad for Jacob.

(Havel was a girl.)

[Lunamor she/her]

My bad.

Jacob immediately regretted his actions.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. woke up from his nap on a bean bag chair in the bunker party bunker. He was only 28% confused by the vaguely familiar voice in his head.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Hello A.C.," FT, the Shard of Narration said. "We've missed you."

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I stroll successfully through the Green Glass Door.

[Lunamor she/her]

32 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

"Hello A.C.," FT, the Shard of Narration said. "We've missed you."

I read that in my head in a creepy horror movie doll voice and now I can’t get that image out of my brain.

1 minute ago, Brightness Warrior said:

I stroll successfully through the Green Glass Door.

Wrong thread, I think 

Lunamor handed A.C. a waffle.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

11 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Wrong thread, I think

You think like a mortal! I am infallible!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ahh, welcome back @Rosharan A.C.. While you were gone, I have ascended to the Shard of Puns.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob got out a new pen.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The pen was obliterated by puns, and became a punpen.

Edited September 17, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob got out another new pen, with a Look in Truthless's direction.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless is gone for now, I’m afraid. Only Puns remain. Suddenly, Jacob’s pen was cursed to not only become indestructible, but could only write puns.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob got out yet another new pen, shaking his head while doing so.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was still out of ink, as ink doesn't exist

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I appear behind him in a puff of smoke and snap his neck in under five seconds.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ink left the forums a long time ago, I believe.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Jacob got out yet another new pen, shaking his head while doing so.

"Leave the mime ALONE!" SoT yelled. "That's rude. He's just doing his job. Now run along, all of you!"

[+Doomstick he/him]

jacob got out a pencil and successfully did his job

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

That was, until the pencil tip broke, and no pencil sharpener could be found.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT Narrated one for him. She knew how it felt to be picked on.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but it was a mechanical pencil with infinite lead

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob put his clipboard away at last, with a slight sigh. He'd rather liked his pen.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT looked at the mime sadly, then snapped her fingers, producing a fancy fountain pen. "Here," she said, holding it out to him.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob bowed and accepted it gratefully.