The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Emperor Stick said:

Per wondered where the Nr. came from.

‘Tis the abbr. for Narrator 

Just now, Lunamor said:

Narrator Lunamor reminded Narrator Stick about the boots.

But it was Opposite Day 

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

But it was Opposite Day 

But Narrator Lunamor still didn’t know this.

[Archer he/him]

But it was opposite day, so he did know this. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick was Ninja’d

Edited May 18, 2019 by I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

But it was Opposite Day, so Narrator Lunamor did the opposite of what should have been done and continued to request that Narrator Stick hand over the boots.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The clock struck midnight 

[Lunamor she/her]

But it was Opposite Day, so it was really just noon.

[+Doomstick he/him]

All the Aes Sedai were not silent for the whole day

Edited May 18, 2019 by I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

And Kaladin kept on smiling.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And the clock struck noon

[Lunamor she/her]

And Narrator Lunamor was sad.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And stick kept his boots

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor decided to go find some boots elsewhere.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He took Purple’s

[Lunamor she/her]

But they were really, really big.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Size 1*

 

 

 

 

*00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor had to stuff a bunch of rags in the shoes for them to fit properly.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Like, a heck ton of rags.

[Lunamor she/her]

Literally 2000 pounds of rags.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

But the boots still didn’t fit.

[Lunamor she/her]

So Narrator Lunamor decided to find a different pair of boots.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

He found a pair of glass ones that fit perfectly.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And suddenly, Truthless was on mobile. He didn’t like it very much.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Marionette Shadow agreed. “Computer is so much better.”

[+Doomstick he/him]

“But on mobile, your keyboard can’t take over your computer”