The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which was irrelevant 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Consequentially, since it was both irrelevant and nonirunrellevant, it suddenly became relevant

Edited May 2, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Lunamor she/her]

This hurt everyone’s brains.

[overlord stick]

At least those who still have brains.

[Silva]

Many had been destroyed by the recent zombie outbreak that had started soon after the discovery of the "Voidapple". Many people wondered if there was a correlation before...

[overlord stick]

The outbreak was due to voidus turning all voidapple memers into zombies

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause mods can do that.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Those who used the fruit voidapple were completely unharmed, however.

[overlord stick]

In fact, it was actually the cure.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

But the cure had a side affect. B.O.

[overlord stick]

But it was better than being a zombie. Sadly, this angered Voidus.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So he made Alleymemes illegal.

Edited May 3, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Jaywalk he/him]

And so the meme revolution begins.

[Lunamor she/her]

Reeeeeeevolution time, let’s go!!!

[Jaywalk he/him]

The narrators gathered to play Dance Dance Revolution.

[+Ark1002]

Ark was a great dancer, to everyone's surprise.

[Lunamor she/her]

He won the talent show with his stunning performance.

[overlord stick]

Until he tripped and failed, and everyone laughed.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then Butterflutter the Seventh skipped in and began her signature tap dance routine.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Being the only other contestant, she won.

[Lunamor she/her]

Even though her performance lasted for only 1.10485 seconds.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She used a bendalloy bubble.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So nobody really knew what it looked like

[Lunamor she/her]

But they took her word that it was awesome.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

With her word gone, she could no longer speak