The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

And he couldn’t sleep at night.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because his neighbors played obnoxiously loud music.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Such as the Phineas and Ferb theme song, though it was just the volume that was obnoxious

[BringerofShadows she/her]

And the played it over over and over again.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

For ten years.

[Lunamor she/her]

And then got sadly canceled.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Dalinar mourned its cancellation  even more than he mourned Evi’s death.

[+Ark1002]

And then a thermonnuke hit him.

[Snipexe he/him]

He was very very sad

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause people are rarely happy when their face explodes.

Edited May 2, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But other people might be. Like if Moash's face exploded, everyone would be happy!

[overlord stick]

In fact, nobody would be sad about that.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except for those who thought he deserved a better death.

[Le Sigh]

On 4/10/2019 at 9:29 PM, Shard of Thought said:

Narrator Star asks Le Sigh if he knows what happened in Fallen: Reborn and reminds him that things on TLT haven't always been cheery. 

Narrator Le Sigh says he doesn't know what that is. Also, he adds, good lord I've missed a lot.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But all of that was irrelevant.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For the Greenness was invading!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

It had tainted the appearances of some, and completely replaced the appearances of others. But everyone who was touched by the Greenness had their mental health gradually improved in all aspects, so it was all good.

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone got really, really seasick.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited May 2, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

IT INVADED EVERYONE AND STOPPED AT NOTHING. FOR THIS WAS GREENESS, ADONALSIUM'S 17TH SHARD

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The worst part was that nobody could tell if it was 'Green Ess' or 'Gree Ness'.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Whatever it was, it was probably driving colorblind people insane

[Lunamor she/her]

Literally.

[+Ark1002]

And figuratively. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

But it was all nonirunrellevant

[Lunamor she/her]

Whatever that meant.