The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

But all of that was irrelevant.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Y'want some random words I mashed together?

Too bad.

Spoiler

"Beware, for come the PanCake Lords."

 

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Jaywalk said:

But all of that was irrelevant.

Because it was time to play The Price is Right!!!

[+Ark1002]

Narrarator Ark guessed 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars on the first ever Voidapple badge

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But he was way off.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was actually worth two and a half cents.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But the economy crashed, so in today’s money it was worth 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000025

Edited April 27, 2019 by I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

The owner of the badge, who was rather unhappy about that, was named...

Edited April 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Doomstick he/him]

Tom Joebober

[Lunamor she/her]

Not at all related to Tom Joebob.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because he was the Tom Joebob from another reality. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Where is was required that everyone had an er at the end of their name.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It made sense in that universe, even if it didn't in this one. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

The universe was called “The Universeer”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

In the Universeer, pigs could actually fly. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because they didn’t exist, there were Pigers though 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Pigers were extremely dangerous.

[Lunamor she/her]

They were a mix between pigs and tigers.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And they enjoyed eating...

[Lunamor she/her]

Dirt. The mimes were horrified.

Edited April 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because when Tom Joebober had found a way to cross over into our world, the pigers had followed him. 

[Lunamor she/her]

He had a personal army of 93.2.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Plus a bunch of handerfleers.

[Lunamor she/her]

All who saw his tiny army cowered in its might.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Tom Joebober wanted to take over the Quad-State Area.