The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt became a baffled bordello.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who Binged bridge blueprints

[Rebecca she/her]

Buuuuuuut.......

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt slapped Narrator Rebecca for her potty language.

Oh, the irony... 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Suddenly pineapples.

[Lunamor she/her]

Decided to go rouge.

[Silva]

The makeup industry didn't know what to do.

[Lunamor she/her]

They just couldn’t find a makeup that didn’t clash with the unique skin tones of the pineapples.

[+Sorana she/her]

So they started a campain to sell their new invisible makeup. That fit every skin tone they could think of, even the one of pineapples.

[Silva]

Every skin tone but one, the breadmunks. 

[+Sorana she/her]

And so the breadmunks started their revenge on the make up industry. Everybody had earned a chance to become beautiful! Under their banner thousands upon thousands joined their voices to one large chorus.

[Lunamor she/her]

That won America’s Got Talent. That was sure to get them noticed.

[Silva]

But it didn't.

[Lunamor she/her]

They decided to seek revenge upon all of humanity.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They decided the best way was to become blindingly beautiful with the magical products of Crayola and Willy Wonka!

[Jaywalk he/him]

They melted down crayons and bathed in the molten wax.

[Silva]

Not a great idea for creatures made of bread. The wax lodged into their...

[Lunamor she/her]

Ears. Definitely their ears.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the ears were crumby

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The breadmunks feasted on themselves for energy.

[Lunamor she/her]

And neither gained nor lost any energy whatsoever in the process.

[+Sorana she/her]

Which maybe was their most interesting accomplishment.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They became the embodiment of nothingness. Scientists flipped out.

[Lunamor she/her]

And decided to have a competition to determine who could do the most epic backflipz.

[Jaywalk he/him]

One of them broke his back.