The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

A frog with a goal of world conquest. Completely ordinary.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Totally normal! Even with the curse the frog beared.

[Lunamor she/her]

That make him dance around like a chicken whenever he saw plaid.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He got stuck in medival Scotland. There was an astonishing number of plaid clad kilt wearing men. He wailed in despair while stuck in a perpetual chicken dance.

[Lunamor she/her]

He wrote about it in his diary.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

On 4/16/2019 at 7:57 PM, Lunamor said:

And had carrots through his eyes. As a result of this, bunnies were always chasing him around.

Edited April 18, 2019 by Firerust
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[Lunamor she/her]

As a result of seeing the previous picture, Butt was forever traumatized.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone became traumatized and wrote about it in their diaries.

[Lunamor she/her]

Now that everyone was called Traumatized, it was very difficult to tell who was who. They had to use their diaries to figure it out.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, everyone titled their entries with 'Dear diary', so everyone changed their names to Diary.

[Lunamor she/her]

The president of the universe finally got tired of it, so he passed a decree stating that everyone was to rename themselves after nearby objects.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except for Rose, Granite, Butt, Marsh, and the Kelsnah family, as they were the only important people in existence.

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But most of them were already named off things, so...

[Lunamor she/her]

They were forced to change their names.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"I call Bartholomew!" Butt yelled.

[Lunamor she/her]

“But that isn’t the name of an object!” Lift yelled back.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Meanwhile, the Pancake and Waffle Shards were at war.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The Waffle Shard was winning.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Through the power of sheer goodness.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Unfortunately, Lift was on the wrong side of the war. That is until Kelsier showed he waffles. Then she switched sides and realized the pure awesomeness of waffles. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was also a tribute to her sister, Edna, whose favorite food had been waffles.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

A moment of silence, in memory of Edna, please.

[+Doomstick he/him]

[Jaywalk he/him]

Silence

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Jaywalk said:

Silence

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