The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

And 16 legged.

[Silva]

Something exploded.

Because I'm so behind and don't feel like adding anything useful.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was a watermelon.

[Vogelsang he/him]

It was their one kidney.

Edit: ninja'd

Edited April 11, 2019 by Taradiddle

[Vogelsang he/him]

Their kidney was a watermelon.

[Lunamor she/her]

Because they were a fruit basket.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Ghanderflaffle suggested a temporary separation from the current story so they could make a proper TLT send-off for Bean.

I didn't know he left until today, I feel kind of bad.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna built another memorial for Bean in this thread.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Ghanderflaffle helped, a group of ghanderflaffles circled the memorial and started singing beautifully.

[Rebecca she/her]

Butt came as well, with an armful of pineapples.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So did Jasnah, Kelsier, and the family.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Uncle Brandy brought tacos and guac.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

All the Narrators showed up.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The ceremony went down in the history books.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Well, almost all.

[+Ark1002]

Not The History of Voidapple, by Ark1002

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The History of Everything, a book written at the end of the universe.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Voidapple and its history was sketchily mentioned at best. People were still affected by Beanboy's loss.

[Lunamor she/her]

Literally. They only had a pretty terrible sketch of Voidus and Pineapple tucked in between some of the pages. 

Edited April 12, 2019 by Lunamor

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

They placed the book on the Bean memorial in order to keep him in everyone's minds and hearts.

I didn't know him that well, but he was a funny guy. I'll miss him.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"For true, he was a funny guy." Remarked Hoid. "He really knew how to spill the beans." All said in a cockneyed accent in a pinstriped suit.

[Rebecca she/her]

And now for something completely different.

YOU WILL BE MISSED, BEAN!

[Lunamor she/her]

Bob the Bodacious Badger bounced into Barcelona babbling about bananas.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because Balloon's best bud bragged about being best. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt became baffled.