The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

There were leather bound editions to with limited edition artwork sold for $100 broams.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The broams were diamond, but they had really, really cool art on them.

[Lunamor she/her]

Of the Arctic.

[Jaywalk he/him]

...Circle chain of restaurants.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The most intricate sold for over $2,000,000 sometimes.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Profits were donated to finding loopholes every law of the land purely for revenge purposes.

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt bought a particularly ugly one. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And a particularly moderate one.

[Lunamor she/her]

Although it was the most expensive one available.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

He liked flaunting his money.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But now he was broke.

[Lunamor she/her]

Because he had gathered up a huge pile of it and then set it on fire in the town square.

Edited April 11, 2019 by Lunamor

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And it was.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Because that huge bonfire attracted the attention of the local Fire Department, so he could meet them at the fire and ask them for money.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was very effective at flaunting his money. Bonfires in the middle of a public area tend to catch people's attention. 

Edit: Ninja’d

Edited April 11, 2019 by Lunamor

[Rebecca she/her]

Suddenly, pineapples.

[Vogelsang he/him]

It caught the attention of Thaddeus Gladwell: fire and money enthusiast.

Edited April 11, 2019 by Taradiddle

[Lunamor she/her]

Quickly, bold it!

He was a rather strange person.

[Rebecca she/her]

Except it didn’t, because the previous post wasn’t bolded!

Ninja’d 

Edited April 11, 2019 by Rebecca

[Vogelsang he/him]

Still, Thaddeus was an oddball.

[Rebecca she/her]

He didn’t even ship Voidapple!

[Lunamor she/her]

But he did boat it.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Which is like shipping, but smaller.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Even odder, he loved Moash like a son.