The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star gasped. It was Fuzz's BIRTHDAY! And she had forgotten! She quickly made it rain then made the weather warm, filling the TLT-verse with mist in honor of her second favorite Shard.

Edited April 11, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Rebecca she/her]

There was a huge party.

[Lunamor she/her]

And lots of cake.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier brought his whole family to the party.

[Lunamor she/her]

And Lift promptly stole all of the cake.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier was immensely proud.

[Lunamor she/her]

Jasnah was annoyed.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

All of a sudden some Voidbringers crashed the party.

[Lunamor she/her]

They literally crashed their fancy new car into the party.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier stole the car. He didn't know what it was, but it was shiny. 

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

It was the fastest kind of Voidbringer car -- a Rayse-car, in fact.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Odium had been experimenting. The Rayse-car was the only prototype. 

[Lunamor she/her]

He was very passionate about his brand new car.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But now Kelsier had stolen it and was taking it for a joyride. 

[Lunamor she/her]

He was Devoted to the art of Raysing.

Edited April 11, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Until he was stopped by Kaladin and a squad of Windrunners for speeding. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

They let him go, but the Skybreakers wanted him dead.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Like, more than usual.

[Lunamor she/her]

As he had hit a squirrel.

[whattheHoid she/her]

But no ordinary squirrel as this particular squirrel was a Skybreaker up to the 4th Ideal and was about to say the 5th, but alas no more.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Nale was furious. He loved that squirrel. It was like a son to him. He'd even named it Squirrel-son-Nale.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nale decided to take his revenge, within the law of course. He embarked on a journey to find all the loopholes.

[+Ark1002]

And then, as expected in an Ark post, a Thermonuke hit him.

[whattheHoid she/her]

To be clear, it was Nale's idea as Ark stole his book of Lawful Revenges.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was a best seller amoung Skybreakers.