The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But also fascinating.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Wow. It’s been a while.

Butterflutter the Seventh fell on her face and started crying.

[Snipexe he/him]

It had taken far too long for people to post

[Lunamor she/her]

So she had a breakdown.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

While on Lairdacs.

[Rebecca she/her]

There were oranges involved.

Edited March 27, 2019 by Rebecca

[Jaywalk he/him]

She had gotten ash in her eyes.

[Lunamor she/her]

And tried to get it out by squeezing orange juice in her eyes.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then she remembered that it only works when you use lemon juice, so she got some of that instead.

[Vogelsang he/him]

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

[Rebecca she/her]

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

The universe entered a state in which everything that happened was immediately repeated.

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt broke the cycle to announce that he had burped.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Butt broke the cycle to announce that he had burped.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Пвоицуццнпгнфмсрофыр!" Narrator Ganvcho said, laughing evilly. He thought that, because most people wouldn't be able to type in Russian, that the cycle would shatter.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Narrator Taradiddle laughed at Narrator Ganvcho's, accidental doublepost that continued the cycle!

Narrator Taradiddle laughed at Narrator Ganvcho's, accidental doublepost that continued the cycle!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Рвгоушифау?" Narrator Ganvcho asked. This translates into "Huh?"

He was pretty sure he didn't double post.

Edited March 27, 2019 by Aon GanchoLibre

[Vogelsang he/him]

Narrator Taradiddle said that it looked like a double post a second ago, he wondered aloud if this was the Matrix.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Taradiddle was shot by an Agent.

Narrator Taradiddle died by, uh, natural causes.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Natural Causes was a professional Civil War reenactor.

[Lunamor she/her]

Turns out that cannon was loaded.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Unforrtuantely, Narrator Taradiddle was deathly allergic to confetti.

Edited March 27, 2019 by Taradiddle

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Taradiddle said:

Unforrtuantely, Narrator Taradiddle was deathly allergic to confetti.

Through the power of unbolded posts, Narrator Taradiddle was not, in fact, allergic to confetti.

Edited March 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[Vogelsang he/him]

In this conundrum, Narrator Taradiddle came  back to life.

[Lunamor she/her]

And then promptly died by 1000 bee stings.