The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Because Narrator Ganvhco saved everyone from the mimes. There weren't any more mimes, so there wasn't any more plot. Things without plot don't exist. Thus, the Narrators no longer exist.

Edited March 8, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[Jaywalk he/him]

Narrator Jaywalk went on strike. He wanted the plot back.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Except for the Narrators that do exist, who decided to bring back a plot. One day, a ghanderflaffle was walking down the road.

Ninja'd

Edited March 8, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Fitting, that the two narrators that post are the two narrators that escaped the mimes.

Now, what does that tell you?

[Jaywalk he/him]

That we exist. Duh.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

That the mimes are evil and we must break all the walls to regain the other Narrators.

[Le Sigh]

Narrator Le Sigh busts through the 4th wall into the plot, Andrew Hussie style.

More references nobody understands.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But it is too late. Ghanderflaffle, you were in another universe, and Jaywalk, you were at someone's house when the mimes attacked. And I, Narrator Ganvhco, cannot die. Of course it is us three posting! THERE ARENT ANY OTHER NARRATORS LEFT!

Edit: Ninja'd, but it still works. :)

Edited March 8, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[The Technovore he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

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crem this is an established meme now isn’t it?

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Shoot. Narrator Technovore survived too.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle heads out to find Narrator Jaywalk so they can take down Ganvhco.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor says, “I survived too! Cause, y’know... lashings and stuff...”

[The Technovore he/him]

As it turned out, as powerful and swole as the mimes were, their power levels were far too low for this universe. 

[Lunamor she/her]

So they spontaneously combusted.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Into confetti!

[Lunamor she/her]

And shards of glass.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Correction: Shards of glass.

Capitalization is very important.

[Lunamor she/her]

Turns out all of the unknown Shards were really just Shards of certain types of silimatic glasses.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And Adonalsium was a mime.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Who helped fix the 4th wall many times.

[Lunamor she/her]

Until he was shattered, which allowed the Narrators to constantly break it.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The walls were very fragile.

[Rebecca she/her]

As evidenced by- crack -the 10th wall- crunch -breaking right- crrrk -now.

[RoadWalker he/him]

It tumbled onto the 11th wall made of straw, which fell against the 12th wall made of sticks, but the 13th wall stood strong. It was made of memes and gifs tied together with vines.

Edited March 9, 2019 by roadworkahead...

[Snipexe he/him]

Congress still hasn’t funded that 14th wall yet however.