Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Of course, then Kelsier would just buy more ice cream. He was the kind of guy who threw money around like that. 4
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Yeah, that's what I was going for. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 They had a very large freezer in their basement, full of all kinds of ice cream. 2
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Kelsier made it a game to try and steal ice cream from it without Jasnah noticing.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 But she had made Ivory stand guard over it.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Didn't keep Kelsier from trying though. His success rate was low, but he got a kick out of it.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Literally. Jasnah would kick him each time he was caught. 2
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Sometimes Ivory would let him by, just to see Kelsier get kicked again.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Jasnah would give him such hard Stormlight enhanced kicks that he would have to swallow enough pewter for a pewter drag, then burn duralumin to avoid breaking his leg.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 But it was worth the ice cream.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 One day, Marsh found out that this was happening. He didn't actually care that Kelsier was getting hurt, but he did take the time to brag about his own wife, Narrator Star.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 (edited) It hurt the slapper quite a bit, as slapping a metal spike doesn't feel too good. Edited March 11, 2019 by Lunamor
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Narrator Star was appalled that Narrator Jaywalk would start such rumors about her! She would never hurt Marsh. Ever.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Unless he tried to steal her ramen. Never, ever try to steal Star's ramen.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Marsh learned that the hard way.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 He now doesn't ever eat ramen, for fear that he will accidentally eat Star's.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 To further prevent this, Marsh learned how to cook.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 He now doesn't ever eat ramen, for fear that he will accidentally eat Star's.
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