The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Jasnah was now bald like InvisiBob. Not that anyone ever saw his hair as he was invisible.

[+Sorana she/her]

She cried. She had loved her hair.

[The Night Watcher]

Stormlight made her hair grow back. Jasnah was more excited about the weird science aspect of it than the fact that she was no longer bald.

[Archer he/him]

She now looked like how Narrator Archer imagines the woman in the title of this thread looks like. In his headcanon, Miss Adventures has really nice hair. 

 

Even better, some say, than the unseeable guy's. He has a subpar invisi-bob. 

 

Edited March 3, 2019 by Archer

[Lunamor she/her]

Jasnah decided to keep destroying her hair with Nightblood to study the regrowth process. She destroyed her hair so many times that Nightblood became convinced that hair was evil. So, he set out on a quest to destroy all of the hair in the world.

[Silva]

Not even InvisiBob's fancy new invisi-bob was safe.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So he ran away

[Jaywalk he/him]

Invisibility was a problem.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Nightblood And Szeth attacked Kelsier’s hair

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was a battle for the ages.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Nightblood had already taken Szeth’s hair.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

All of his hair.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

And the hair producing cells

[Jaywalk he/him]

Szeth made it his duty to make everyone else bald too.

[RoadWalker he/him]

He destroyed the earth's supply of Rogaine and Bosley for starters.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

And then the hair of the most popular people in the world to hopefully start a trend.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Donald Trump lost his hair, which was mourned by all meme makers.

[Le Sigh]

But Donald Trump was already dead. He died in the Poll of the Century. Which is somewhat canonical and related to TLT (since we basically took it over).

@Jaywalk

Edited March 4, 2019 by Le Sigh
Jaywalk

[Jaywalk he/him]

But he lived on in our hearts.

[Snipexe he/him]

The cold hearted at least.

[The Night Watcher]

"Mmm," Pattern said. "I did not know humans could have anything other than warm hearts. Perhaps they are part dinosaur. Interesting..."

[beantheboy12 he/him]

3 hours ago, Le Sigh said:

But Donald Trump was already dead. He died in the Poll of the Century. Which is somewhat canonical and related to TLT (since we basically took it over).

@Jaywalk

Narrator Bean is still furious at TLT for doing this.

1 minute ago, The Night Watcher said:

"Mmm," Pattern said. "I did not know humans could have anything other than warm hearts. Perhaps they are part dinosaur. Interesting..."

Malutioganti'amor LIX happily explains that he is indeed a human. Just slightly more with the dinosaur parts.

[The Night Watcher]

Unfortunately, no one could understand his strange dinosaur rumblings. Sad and confused, (insert dinosaur name I can't pronounce) went to college to ask about English courses. The terrified professors called the police. He went to prison. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Prison was a very kind person 

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Malutioganti'amor LIX uses the fury against The Night Watcher for not using his full name, or his name at all, to gain the ability of spiritual adhesion and henceforth can communicate with everyone now.