Lunamor she/her Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Although who would ever do such a silly thing?
The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Not Diddy Kong, Highprince of Shenanigans, and ruler of the Kong province. He was too busy experimenting with peanut weaponry for such trivial things like bananas.
Kidpen he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Diddy Kong agreed to meet with various other leaders to prevent overuse of the enormous peanut weaponry.
+Sorana she/her Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) And Diddy Kong had a son, Liddy Kong. And Liddy Kong loved bananas. Usually he used them to paint his walls. Edited March 5, 2019 by Sorana 1
whattheHoid she/her Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Liddy Kong had a twin, Fiddy Kong, who was also obsessed with bananas, but instead of painting walls; he liked to paint his nails with them. 1
The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 When Diddy Kong wasn’t having visions of Sakurai telling him to “unite them”, or that “the ultimate smash is coming”, he would stay awake weeping over the sorry state of his sons and his failure as a father to them. 3
+Sorana she/her Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 His sons offered him banana to cheer him up.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 He rubbed it against his wall. "You know," he said, "This isn't as satisfying as it once was."
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Pit has accomplished his quest in finding the smash orb. He begins to beat it up with intent of firing upon the nation of monkeys.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 However, Master Hand was feeling a little sick, so his apprentice, Padawan Hand, was going to do it instead.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said: Intern ship. ...ing
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) Intern shipping was a popular hobby among employers. Edited March 5, 2019 by Jaywalk
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) A popular pair was... Don't even think about saying voidapple. Edited March 5, 2019 by beantheboy12
The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Argent and WOBs. Theirs was a purely intellectual relationship.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) It was a love triangle, as Argent also loved Jasnah cosplay. Edited March 5, 2019 by Jaywalk 1
The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 A love square actually, since Jasnah Cosplay was completely infatuated with pineapples. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Which quickly became a love pentagon, as Pineapple loved Voidus.
The Technovore he/him Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 And Voidus had been flirting with WOBs for some time, making everything really complicated. Fun Fact, romcom writers everywhere take notes from this dynamic for their own shows.
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