The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because he was still sipping tea

[Lunamor she/her]

And he wanted coffee.

[Silva]

But there was no coffee left in existence because

[Lunamor she/her]

Uncle Brandy used it all in attempting to create the best drink in existence- Voffee! (Vodka + coffee) It didn’t work.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He was ticked. None of his plans worked! He wished for just once he'd be able to accomplish just a single evil deed...

[Lunamor she/her]

So he bought a deed of ownership of an evil lair.

Edited February 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was surprisingly affordable.

[Lunamor she/her]

Only $1947278294856839202837.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Without a second thought, Uncle Brandy purchased the lair.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was the only thing he could do. He'd been kicked out of his previous lair by...

Edited February 27, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom Joebob. He was a much better villain, after all.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Brandy cursed his rival's name, then stepped into his new home. It was the Bat Cave.

Edited February 27, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Unfortunately, Batman was still home.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Some idiot had sold the Bat Cave on eBay.

[Rebecca she/her]

“What do you think you’re doing here?” Batman cried.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"I live here," said Brandy. "I rented this place on eBay."

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Sleeping,” Uncle Brandy said, then he fainted.

[Silva]

See, Brandy and Uncle Brandy were two different people.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And they had both bought the Bat Cave.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just then Robin came driving in on his scooter. “Golly gee willikers!” he said. “Why are alll of these awfully strange people in the Batcave?”

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

"Becuase they bought it on eBay, duh. How many times do I have to tell you not to say that?" Batman asked while petting Marsh's cat, which was also for sale on eBay.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Far away, at Kelsier and Jasnah's wedding, Marsh realized that Terrence was still missing.

[Lunamor she/her]

So, after some internet searching, he located Terrence and traveled to the Batcave.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Terrence was his current favorite cat, you see. He had five other cats too. Forge, Ellipsis, Missy, Daisy, and Benjamin.

Edited February 27, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Silva]

Daisy was allergic to daisies.