The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

Jashah really hated the puppy.

[Snipexe he/him]

She Soulcast it into fire

[Lunamor she/her]

Kelsier asked her if she was a cat person instead.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

She just stared blankly. Kelsier took that as a yes and called Marsh. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Marsh didn't have a phone.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

No, I mean he called him. As in yelled his name across the room. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Regardless, Marsh didn't have a phone.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Marsh gives Jasnah a cat for Kelsier 

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But he didn't give Jasnah a phone.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Because he was waiting for the iPhone 1610 to be released.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Now Jasnah was in love with Marsh. Unfortunately, Marsh wanted nothing to do with her. He only wanted his cat back. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And he wanted a phone.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So did Kelsier, but that was not his top priority. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Kelsier's top priority was killing stuff.

His second priority was to get a phone.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Second to last. His second priority was actually getting Jasnah to like him.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, Jasnah would only like people who had a phone.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And Marsh, well... he was closer to having a phone than Kelsier.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Jasnah finds an iPhone X

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was dropped by a passing worldhopper. 

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Jasnah gave it to Adolin

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Adolin was fascinated. But ultimately didn't care.

Edited February 26, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[beantheboy12 he/him]

He gave it to Kelsier who was looking for one

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Jasnah found out about this.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

And decided Kelsier was a suitable match for her. She smiled. Kelsier smiled. Marsh smiled. The cat smiled. And Kelsnah became a legit thing.

Someone had to do it, okay? I was tired of waiting.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And they all lived happily after. Except for Butt Venture.