The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[beantheboy12 he/him]

And make friends while fighting to the death 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Random Stuff isn't as unified. And they don't have epic Shard fights to the death.

Edited February 27, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

One word. Superfight.

You could unify the Random Stuff thread.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But the Superfight doesn't have a real reason. Trust me. It was awesome.

You could. But why, when TLPW in already more popular?

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The Superfight was so super, it ended up destroying Universe Narrator and everyone inside. Bye, Shardmates. I must leave because I am destroyed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because that is its purpose. We do not need two threads merely to chat.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But the whole point is to have fun. It's a mess, sure, but it's certainly not worth fighting about. One day someone literally just decided that TLPW should claim the title of longest thread and it got people impassioned. Well, I say there should be peace! A truce between threads! 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The longest thread should be called the longest thread.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And right now, that's exatly what we are. We don't have to worry. On with the story!

"Jas..." Kelsier said nervously.
 

[whattheHoid she/her]

"I have a confession to make." Said Kelsier nervously. "I like to eat watermelons and wear the rinds as a shell and run around like a turtle. I hope you're ok with this."

[beantheboy12 he/him]

“What?” She snapped

[whattheHoid she/her]

"It's been my secret for so long and I thought I could trust you! I just feel my best as a turtle with my watermelon shell. You had to have noticed all the watermelons at my place?" Asked Kelsier.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

I was totally ninja’d there, but it worked!

Kaladin enters with Kel’s Rinds

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Kel kicks Kaladin in the potato.

[The Night Watcher]

Ninja'd

Edited February 27, 2019 by The Night Watcher

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

No double posting. What you do is delete your thing, and write 'ninja'd' if you posted second.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"I can't resist your charm, Kelsier and your bravery and tenacity! Turtle shells and watermelons be damned! I can stay silent no longer! I love you!" Exclaimed Jasnah.

Kelsier swoons again.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kell and Jas are on their honeymoon.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Kelsier munches on a watermelon 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Jasnah watches adoringly.

SHHH! I knew that!

[The Night Watcher]

"But Jasnah, we're already married," he says, but with fruit pulp and spittle escaping the confines of his mouth, it sounded more like, "B' Jaffn'h, wew ar'dy marrinh."

[whattheHoid she/her]

"I got lost in a time loop. But I'm out of that now." Said Jasnah watching Kelsier greedily eat the watermelon.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"That makes sense," Kelsier replies.

[The Night Watcher]

TF?? Second ninja

 

Now that Jasnah had escaped the time loop, the Komodo dragon felt it appropriate to drop in from the sky.

Edited February 27, 2019 by The Night Watcher

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Everyone is fine with the wedding except...

'd!

And u double posted 

Edited February 27, 2019 by beantheboy12