The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Including the Amyrlin’s stole

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And a few fabrials. He had no idea what he was doing. 

[Lunamor she/her]

And one of Shallan’s old sketchbooks.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And the Amyrlin’s staff

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just then, Shallan came in along with a bunch of other people that Jasnah had recruited. "Hey!" she said. "That's mine!"

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

She blushed as she saw him flipping through some sketches of a shirtless Adolin. “And who is this?” he asked, dangling the book in front of her face.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

She snatched it from him. "None of your business," she snapped. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

UR MOM! Kell said

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier covered his mouth. He was now discovering the power of the omnipresent Narrators!

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

That could not alter the Breadmuks in any way.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Whoa. Did this story just become linear and sensical in the last couple pages? It's like it evolved into an AU fanfic. The story has become so normal that it's now abnormal by our standards. WE MUST RESTORE NORMALCY!

Suddenly, Uncle Brandy appeared, yo-ho-ho-ing and flinging bottles of whisky at everyone who didn't look like him.

[+Ed Venture]

The brandy bottles reacted to the magic yo-ho-ho-ing and they began to expand, crushing everyone in the room. The  bottles grew so large The continent, and solar system of Roshar was consumed. Jasnah only survived because...

Edited February 14, 2019 by The Forumlurker

[Snipexe he/him]

She became one with the brandy bottles

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone who drank Jasnah Brandy became super intelligent only until the Brandy's effects ran its course. Luckily Jasnah was able to refill her Brandy bottle as needed.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle finishes reading what happened in the last few hours and discovers that she is dead with the rest of the ghanderflaffles. She decided to also become one with the brandy bottles to join with Jasnah.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Being a Shade and, you know, the Survivor, Kelsier also survived the Brandy Bottle Massacre. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle met him on her way to the bottles and said:

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Hey, aren't you that guy who-" Kelsier clamped a hand over her mouth. "Not now!"

[whattheHoid she/her]

Kelsier was so stubborn, that even death wouldn't stop his plans of becoming the fiercest Crew leader of all time!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He wanted to get all those glowy people from earlier on his side. Somehow. Somehow he would do it.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle pushed his hand away. "How dare you, I am a noble and majestic ghanderflaffle!"

[whattheHoid she/her]

Kelsier just handed him a piece of paper with the most intriguing heist ever, one that even an offended Ghanderflaffle couldn't resist.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom Joebob drank a bottle of brandy and cackled.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

"This looks like fun" Narrator Ghanderflaffle said, "How do we do it?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The plan was to sneak into Elantris and steal the Dor.