whattheHoid she/her Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 The potato suffered a great fall and all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put potato together again. 2
+Doomstick he/him Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 Butt, however landed on top of the potato and was completely unharmed
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 Butt realized that in the story of Humpty Dumpty, it was never specified that Humpty Dumpty was an egg at all, which was disturbing news to him. 2
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 Butt decided to go and find his childhood nursery rhyme book to cross-reference his version of Humpty Dumpty.
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 Butt survived, but his nursery rhyme books didn't.
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 So he never found out that Humpty Dumpty was really a...
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 (edited) Ghanderflaffle Edited February 2, 2019 by Stormblessed Dolphin 2
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 The alphabetical universes were annihilated by this shocking revelation. Luckily, the color and shape universes were just fine.
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 Everybody migrated to the colors and shapes universe, however they got ported to the 8-bit sector.
Lunamor she/her Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 They all had to rescue princess and fight giant monkeys. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 They complained about Princess Peach being kidnapped so much. Everyone else complained about having yet another universe as Longest Thread canon.
Le Sigh Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) Then, the year became 1991, and crime became rampant in the city of Elendel, with several factions of crime lords and corrupt police causing chaos and destruction. And so Butt, along with suddenly-badass Princess Peach and ex-cop Adam Hunter, decide to band together to combat the criminal forces in the....... Edit: I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. The 90's, they keep coming back to me.... Edit 2: Wow thanks for all the likes everyone! I didn't actually expect anyone to get this reference. Edited February 3, 2019 by Le Sigh 1991 and likes 5
+Ark1002 Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 Everyone listened so long they started 11 minutes ago, whattheHoid said: imagining I was on islands and flip and hearing voices. 1
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 They kept saying, "Come along through the coconut. Come and flip around on the magical island."
Vogelsang he/him Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) ...because Butt was deathly allergic to coconuts. Edited February 3, 2019 by Daybone
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 People of the Shard! I have done it! I have read through all 257 pages of the Longest Thread as of today February 3rd and I can finally add to this glorious story! Or, at least, he had been. He was cleared by a doctor some years ago. 3
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 Butterflutter the Sixth wanted to test it. She chucked a coconut at Butt’s face.
Lunamor she/her Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 It hurt. But he didn’t have an allergic reaction! (Although he probably got a concussion.)
Le Sigh Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 He did, in fact, gain a concussion from the coconut, and was sent to the NYC Psychiatric Hospital.
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