Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 Tea was their favorite drink, just above the luxury Lord Ruler Brewery Wine.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 (edited) They had to constantly disguise the tea by putting them in demijohns of whiskey or vodka. Voidapple hadn't caught on yet. Edited January 31, 2019 by whattheHoid
Gancho Libre he/him Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 Uncle Iro wondered where all the tea went. So, he converted to coffee. 2
Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 But then the coffee cup exploded, so he went back to his delicious jasmine tea. But there was none, so he died of grief.
Le Sigh Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 His corpse was put into a casket, and after that, the casket was pushed through a magical portal that sent it into an alternate universe.
+Ed Venture Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 That was full of hot chocolate! Because both tea and coffee are inferior to hot chocolate! 2
Lunamor she/her Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 They decided to all relocate to that universe.
Le Sigh Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 This universe was called Universe B. The one they had priorly dwelt in was called Universe A. 1
Lunamor she/her Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 Universe C was, naturally, just a giant sea. 3
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 And Universe D was where the narrators lived. “They’re much too close,” Narrator Jaywalk said. “What should we do?” 3
Le Sigh Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 "Shunt the blokes intah Universe E_F^23&," said Narrator Le Sigh. "That aughtah shuttem down."
Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 And Universe Z exploded because it was full of dynamite, and Butt decided to visit. Little did he know, he was caught on fire. Thus, EXPLOSION!
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 (edited) Universe Y caught the aftershocks. The inhabitants fled to Universe K. Edited January 31, 2019 by Jaywalk
Gancho Libre he/him Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 The only things that live in Universes K and X are ghanderflaffles. They are creatures of all Universes. In fact, that's how they keep coming back to life. They just migrate from other places every time someone doing something stupid kills all of them in Universe A. 2
Lunamor she/her Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 All of the Narrators are secretly ghanderflaffles, which is why the ghanderflaffles know to migrate to Universe A whenever the Narrators decide to have some characters do stupid stuff. 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 In fact, everyone is secretly a ghanderflaffle. So there. 2
Lunamor she/her Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 But everyone’s being a ghanderflaffle was done Matrix style, so nobody knew that they were actually a ghanderflaffle. 2
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 Universe L was the Last Post Wins!!! thread that Butt took a moment to leap into and win before returning to this thread in the still-safe Universe B. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 Narrator Jaywalk shuddered at the realization. “I’m a...ghanderflaffle?” Then he did his best Skywalker scream. ”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” 2
BitBitio he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 But then the universe exploded. Then it imploded. Spoiler Then it turned inside out. Spoiler Then it flipped upside down Spoiler As result, Butt farted.
Lunamor she/her Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 It was what professionals call the ninja fart... it was silent, but deadly. So deadly, in fact, that it destroyed the few survivors left in the upside down, inside out, imploded, and exploded universe.
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 Narrator Jaywalk’s sanity was in the same state as the universe.
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