The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Narrator Firerust weeped mournfully at the fact that he had missed the monumental occasion. Yoda comforted him by saying "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." Unfortunately, this translated to Narrator speak as "Suck it up, you little whiner", so Firerust just cried even more.

He wondered what the point of continuing to post on here would be now that the goal of the thread was achieved. He felt an emptiness in his soul, one not too different from the feeling of finishing a book series one puts all of their soul into and has no idea what to do with their life now that there is nothing left to read. Or in this case, write.

Spoiler

And then a thermonuke hit him.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor decided to cheer everyone up because Narrator Firerust was being depressing. So he brought everyone some of his celebratory stew, stew had had been simmering for weeks in preparation for this monumentous occasion. Kermit was there too (@The Forumlurker, there’s your final missing universe).

Edited January 29, 2019 by Lunamor

[Silva]

A pygmy puff appeared spontaneously.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor squealed with delight.

[Ink he/him]

Spaghet noodl also is much yummy.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor wanted to know exactly what a “spaghet noodl” was.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xinoehp got out his letters and turned the spaghet noodl into space noodle

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt desperately wanted one of this space noodles.

[Kidpen he/him]

Narrator Kidpen inturrupted the story to weep at the realization that he missed the most important advent of The Longest Thread ever. 

Also to suggest that perhaps a new thread should be created with the same purpose until it beats this one, and so on. 

[Snipexe he/him]

Snip disagreed, as he believed that they needed to continue this thread until it beat both the question threads and the random stuff threads combined

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna agreed.

[+Ed Venture]

Forumlurker didn't say a single word

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Axelius smiled. He had been here for the momentous occasion. 

He clapped, slowly, as he reclined back in his spinny chair. "Well," he said, "here's to another two hundred fifty, guys!" He toasted the air with a glass of orange juice, and immediately regretted it.

[+Ed Venture]

For it spilled all over his suit, hardening into a material as strong as concrete within 3 seconds

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone fretted as to what on Roshar was in that orange juice.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Yoda didn't care about the orange juice and started singing to celebrate his second time in this thread. "If out there on the beach, I had your giant feet, I could have outrun those birds..."

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid figured that we would keep going with this thread and make the longest Thread of all time. This will be our Magnum Opus! There is so much more of Butt Venture to tell! And of course.... Voidapple!!

 

[Snipexe he/him]

Butt ate Voidapple

[Lunamor she/her]

Yoda didn’t care, and kept singing. “Rockin, rockin and rollin. Down to the beach I’m strollin. But the seagulls poke at my head- not fun! I said seagulls, mmm, stop it now!”

[Snipexe he/him]

Butt ate Yoda

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

Yoda retaliated by eating Butt.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They both became Force Ghosts.

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

And then got Harmony to reattach their Force Ghosts to bodies.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly, Breadmunks.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Breadmunks decided to try thier hand at eating Harmony.