The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Ganvcho was jealous that he didn't try that first. So, he turned himself into an admin for the 17th Shard Fansite and locked the Longest Thread (Misadventures) thread. 

Thus, Narrator Ganvcho won.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The thread was then unlocked by Narrator Darth.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Ganvcho slapped Darth, because Darth wasn't even an Admin. Then, Narrator Ganvcho banned Darth from the 17th Shard for life.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then Gancho was banned for assault, and Darth took his place as an admin.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Ganvcho, no longer a narrator, hacked Darth's account and made him type only in rhyme.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But instead, a different account was hacked

And Narrator Firerust was cruelly attacked

Instead of Narrator Darth

Who sat merrily by the hearth

And laughed at Ganvcho's folly

Whilst licking a lolly

 

Firerust was sad

For this was very bad

But he got to fight back

And return to Ganvcho a hack

Now Ganvcho was stuck in rhyme

For all of all of time

And the two narrators

Were now the Rhyme Instigators TM

But Firerust undid the hack on himself

And now he doesn't need to rhyme anymore

[Silva]

Silva was willing to fix Ganvcho on the condition he'd be a Narrator again.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Narrator Darth restored Gancho's rank.

[Silva]

"But he never consented!" Silva protested.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And narrators didn't realize that Darth could actually read minds.... What am I thinking now?

[+Sorana she/her]

Sorana finally managed to bold something using her mobile and was happy to be able to post here again.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Uncle Brandy cried, "A toast! To the ones who got it right the first time, the ones who eventually figured it out, the ones who italicized or underlined instead, the ones who double+ post, the ones who edit their posts a gazillion times, the ones who miss that there's a next page in the discussion and write a response to the wrong post, and finally to the ones who post a split second after someone else does in that small window of time where you just clicked the Submit Reply button and they got there first...Cheers!"

2-6, guilty as charged ;P

Edited December 1, 2018 by Ookla the Scrawny

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The entire congregation Uncle Brandy had gathered raised pieces of toast and banged them against each other. It turned into a free for all.

[RoadWalker he/him]

They all sang their toasting anthem:

"All around the country, coast to cooooooooast...

People always ask, 'What do we like moooooooooost'...

We don't wanna brag, we don't wanna boooooooooast...

We always tell 'em, we like tooooooooooast.

Now there's no secret to toasting perfectioooooooooon...

There's a dial on the side and you make your selectiooooooooon...

Push to the light or the dark and then, if it pops too soon press down again MAKE TOOOOOOOOOOOAST!!!!!!"

 

~The Toast Song aka Toast,Yeah Toast,Toast Song ,Yeah Toast Song,yea Toast

Edited December 1, 2018 by Ookla the Scrawny

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then death arrived.

[RoadWalker he/him]

All happiness ceased to exist, and the life of the party died down as a dead silence filled the room. Death really was a kill-joy.

Edited December 2, 2018 by Ookla the Scrawny

[Blessed peace he/him]

Dead silence was a misleading name for the local bugs that die from silence so they never quiet down

[Silva]

But all of that was irrelevant because...

[Blessed peace he/him]

They started to light candles at sunset and sing and dance around them

Spoiler

Now thats a roundabout way to say happy Chanuka!@Ookla the [your choice]

 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Dreidels fell from the sky, filled with Stormlight! A dance off ensued!

[Silva]

Latkes fell as well and soon everything was coated in a healthy layer of oily potato goodness.

@Ookla the ingenious And here I was wondering how to say it to you 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone started to molt into Latkes and started to shout, "Oy Vey!"

[Silva]

And "oy veizmeer!"

I can't even spell it correctly...

[Blessed peace he/him]

Alas, they didn't know how to be dismayed in yeedish.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Alas, they couldn't even pronounce it, so they opted to wear some Shardic Yarmulkes instead to help.