The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And they came from Dusk's infinite Ookla farm.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Which only semi-existed.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

But fully existed in the same place as the Fiend, which size has been mistreated, and has been in this thread.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The Fiend's archnemesis was the Friend, by the way.

[Blessed peace he/him]

The fiend and the friend went way back, all the way to kindergarten.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

A flashback began.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everything gave off a foggy, yet clear glow. On scene appeared little Fiend and Friend playing with plastic dinosaurs and Lego's.

[Kidpen he/him]

Fiend built a plastic dinosaur with the Legos and Friend built a Lego with the plastic dinosaurs.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They had arguments about how thier prospective dinosaur/Legos should be built. Thus, the legendary rivalry began.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Real dinos were attacking Lego people, Lego-dinos were chasing real people - it was the biggest prehistoric-toy-war the world had ever seen. In fact, it was actually the only one the world had ever seen.

"Chaaaaaarge!" cried the Lego people.

"Raaaaaawr!" cried the dinos.

"Ok." said the World. He went back to reading The Uncle Brandy Chronicles.

Edited November 28, 2018 by Ookla the Scrawny

[whattheHoid she/her]

The flashback ended on a sea of Lego and Dinosaur remains.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Because, of course, not all of them died. Thus many remained.

Edited November 29, 2018 by Ookla the Libre

[whattheHoid she/her]

They swore thier revenge!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Unfortunatly, just as they were loading the Warships with ammunition, a metior hit and wiped out all signs of life.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone and thing was fossilized instantaneously. Boooooom!

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

They then became unfossilized. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!

[RoadWalker he/him]

This process happened over and over again until the entire world and its inhabitants were half-fossilized on their left sides...they were all right though. 

Edited November 29, 2018 by Ookla the Scrawny

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

They were stuck in place forever, but they were fine.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Earth had won the Galactic Mannequin Challenge! Saturn and Mars cheered while Pluto hung back and sulked.

Edited November 30, 2018 by Ookla the Scrawny

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nalthis laughed and threw a whole bunch of Kalad's Phantoms whilst saying, "Take that! We have super sweet Invested 'fossils'!" Earth proceeded to declare war on Nalthis.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

So Vasher came to Earth and adopted yet another false identity, namely Tom Hanks.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Tom Hanks became a famous Rigatoni Riffer. He ripped some sweet riffs while standing in bowls of rigatoni.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Ganvcho was confused, so he blew up the universe.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Ouch!" Cried everyone. 

[Silva]

Silva was also confused and decided to erase everything that had happened in the last twenty or so pages from existence.