The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Sorana she/her]

In form of a pancake.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Larry the jukebox ate all of them.

I ain't gonna let Larry go!

[RoadWalker he/him]

Sir All-of-Them was a knight at the Pronoun Table, and was greatly missed after he was eaten. His fellow Pronouns swore to avenge Sir All-of-Them, and united to slay Larry-of-Jukebox.

Edited November 3, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

By far the angriest though was Sir All-of-Them's brother Sir Some-of-Them, He vowed that he would not rest until Larry-of-Jukebox was dead.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Sir All of Them and Sir Some of Them joined forces with Sir A Couple of Them to fight Larry-of-Jukebox. The theme song of Attack on Titan started to play.

Edited November 3, 2018 by whattheHoid

[+Doomstick he/him]

Narrator Kid wasn’t happy about being powderized

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But that was unrelevant. Larry attacked with his knitting needles, sewing the enemy forces into one big block of people.

[RoadWalker he/him]

On and on the battle raged, and just when Larry-of-Jukebox gained the upper hand, along strode Sir Most-of-Them and his army of Verbs...the cavalry had come!

They began running and jumping and fighting...

Edited November 3, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

...and dancing and stabbing and parrying...

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But mainly sewing. Larry got carried away with the task, and ended up...

[+Doomstick he/him]

How can Larry sew with knitting needles 

[RoadWalker he/him]

1 minute ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

How can Larry sew with knitting needles 

I was just about to ask the same thing lol.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Larry's a boss

Larry's a boss.

Edited November 3, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[+Doomstick he/him]

Larry dies from the anomaly he made by sewing with knitting needles 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The awesome music that had been playing in the background ceased. It seemed that Larry had been playing it the whole time.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

With his knitting needles.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

By scratching them on the awesome music record disk thing that record players use.

[RoadWalker he/him]

For low, much to our surprise, we find that Larry-of-Jukebox was secretly...a DJ.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Behold, DJ Larry-of-Jukebox! Master of all things music and knitting.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But he couldn’t knit

[Ink he/him]

Butt, however, could knit

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt was a professional knitter. 

[+Ark1002]

His official title was Butt Venture, Lord Ruler of Knitting.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Butt Venture was so good at knitting, he could work to whatever tune DJ Larry-of-Jukebox played, no matter how fast or slow.

[Kidpen he/him]

Unfortunately, it was always medium speed, never truly testing Butt's abilities.