The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

Blaring music resounded. It sounded like this.....

 

Guys, I have had this stuck in my head for ages. It makes for cooking dinner entertaining. It's Rosharan chicken. Also, Big O is a glorious show. 10 out of 10.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Borio Singaldi became R E A L.

Edited November 1, 2018 by Borio Singaldi

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone's mind imploded and exploded!

[Kidpen he/him]

But nobody could tell if that just meant it imploded and than unimploded. 

Only 25 for 200!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Luckily, Butt came with his intergalactic dictionary.

woot WOOT!

[Kidpen he/him]

Unfortunately, he couldn't read it.

[Silva]

It was discovered for the first time that Butt was actually illiterate.

[Kidpen he/him]

However, nobody could be sure if it was actually the first time unless they read every single post on this page.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And the book that Butt was waving around wasn't in fact a dictionary, but was in fact, Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins which was an extraordinary tale,  a huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies.

Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference.

[Kidpen he/him]

Unfortunately, Butt did not get the reference.

[Ink he/him]

So he broke out into song

[Kidpen he/him]

SAAAAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAA FEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

BREADMUNKYYY!!!

[Rebecca she/her]

I can’t spend my whole life dreamin’

Though I know that’s all I seem inclined to do.

[RoadWalker he/him]

*Hey now, you're a Breadmunk, get your game on, go invaaaaaaade!

Hey now, there's this guy Butt, and he singing about Santa Feeeeeeeee!

And everyone's mind holes explodeeeeed!

Only Kidpen thought that they might've implodeeeeeeeed!*

[Kidpen he/him]

Vooooweeeeels beeeeiiiing reeeepeeeaaaaateeeedd loooooots ooooof tiiiiiimeeeees iiiiiiis fuuuuuuuuun.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuupeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeercaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiistiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooociiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!

Suddenly: Mary Poppins riding a chull on a highstorm.

Edited November 2, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[Ink he/him]

But it failed

[whattheHoid she/her]

Or did it?

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It didn't.

[Kidpen he/him]

Just kidding, it did.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It was wierd that way.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was super indecisive.

[RoadWalker he/him]

But then it became clear to It that It was in a massive galactic game of tag.

And It...was It.

Edited November 2, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But why couldn't IT be called... THIS or THAT? Or... SOMETHING?